At ze store..Toby- WE HAVE ARRIVED
Jinx- AT WALLMART. Where I see the strangest people...
*fat ten year old boy with his sleeves cut off and huuuuge man boobs walks in* (yes, I have actually seen this kid I am describing at Wallmart. I had nightmares)
Toby- NOW TO LOOK FOR *twitch* JOOCE BOWXES *sprints into the store*
Toby- *walks up to a lady working there* Excuse meh, do you have any *twitch* jooce bowxes???
Lady- Excuse me?
Toby- I said do you have any jooce bowxes?
Lady- Juice boxes?
Toby- No. jooce bowxes.
Lady- We don't have "jooce bowxes" but we have juice boxes.
Toby- So you DO *twitch* have jooce bowxes?
Lady- *rolls eyes*
Jinx- *leans over Toby's head* BITCH THE MAN SAID HE WANTS JOOCE BOWXES SO GIVE THE MAN SOME F*CKING JOOCE BOWXES. *slowly pulls up her knife hand*
Lady- *faints*
Jinx- GRRRAAAAAHHHHH! *stabs her several times*
Toby- WHERE ARE *twitch* THE JOOCE BOWXES????!!!
Lady- *cough* we...*cough* are....*cough* out of stock...*dies*
Toby- BITCH PLEASE *chops her head off*
Jinx- *sets off dynamite* FIRE IN THE HOLE *jumps back on Toby's back*
Toby- *sprints out of the store*
*explosion goes off*
Toby and Jinx- *flames fly them our of the store*
Toby- I BELIVE I CAN *twitch* FLLLLLLYYYYY *flies into pole*
On ze TV at ze Slender Masion
News man- A terrible explosion has occurred at the city's Wallmart and blah blah blah *Toby and Jinx show up in the back ground wearing sunglasses and flipping off at the camera*
Jeff- Wait wat
Jinx and Toby- *set off another explosion*
Slendy- God damnit
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