CP Adventures

To de store!! /(・.・)/

At ze store..

Toby- WE HAVE ARRIVED

Jinx- AT WALLMART. Where I see the strangest people...

*fat ten year old boy with his sleeves cut off and huuuuge man boobs walks in* (yes, I have actually seen this kid I am describing at Wallmart. I had nightmares)

Toby- NOW TO LOOK FOR *twitch* JOOCE BOWXES *sprints into the store*

Toby- *walks up to a lady working there* Excuse meh, do you have any *twitch* jooce bowxes???

Lady- Excuse me?

Toby- I said do you have any jooce bowxes?

Lady- Juice boxes?

Toby- No. jooce bowxes.

Lady- We don't have "jooce bowxes" but we have juice boxes.

Toby- So you DO *twitch* have jooce bowxes?

Lady- *rolls eyes*

Jinx- *leans over Toby's head* BITCH THE MAN SAID HE WANTS JOOCE BOWXES SO GIVE THE MAN SOME F*CKING JOOCE BOWXES. *slowly pulls up her knife hand*

Lady- *faints*

Jinx- GRRRAAAAAHHHHH! *stabs her several times*

Toby- WHERE ARE *twitch* THE JOOCE BOWXES????!!!

Lady- *cough* we...*cough* are....*cough* out of stock...*dies*

Toby- BITCH PLEASE *chops her head off*

Jinx- *sets off dynamite* FIRE IN THE HOLE *jumps back on Toby's back*

Toby- *sprints out of the store*

*explosion goes off*

Toby and Jinx- *flames fly them our of the store*

Toby- I BELIVE I CAN *twitch* FLLLLLLYYYYY *flies into pole*

On ze TV at ze Slender Masion

News man- A terrible explosion has occurred at the city's Wallmart and blah blah blah *Toby and Jinx show up in the back ground wearing sunglasses and flipping off at the camera*

Jeff- Wait wat

Jinx and Toby- *set off another explosion*

Slendy- God damnit