Okay remember when I said I'd post more often? Yea, I can't make that happen sorry. But I'll post whenever I can! PLZ DONT HATE ME.
Oh shit I just found a piece of bread in my bed I'm being serious I have a loft bed so I don't know who chucked it up here
Jinx- *looks at alarm clock as it turns to 3:00* CAUSE ITA NINE IN THE AFTERNOOOOOON
E.J.- It's 3:00
Jinx- I KNOW IM SMART
Toby- *sprinting in a circle* FLALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALAALALAL
Jeff- M-m-m-m-miilk duds * I was actually doing that at Caroline's house with Temple saying milk duds over and over. They got mad :3*
BEN- WHERE BE ME LADY PURSE LADIES *extreme pie rat voice*
Slendy- KIDS WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP GET IN THE HUMUNGOUS CAR FIT FOR EVERYONE CAUSE THATS HOW THONGS WORK NOW. (Oh shit I was checking over this and I saw that it said thongs instead of things. Lol. Ima keep it that way)
Masky- Hoodie and I are not kids!
Slendy- Well whoopdie-fuckin-doo I don't care
In de car
Sally- Well this is boring. TURN ON THE GOD DAMN RADIO
Sledny- SALLY! Language!
Sally- ひん剥こうフル減れ費をムン秘話ムルム
Slendy- okay whatever floats ur goat *turns on radio*
Girls/Girls/Boys turns on
Slendy- oh god not this *changes it to gospel music*
Jinx- BICTH I WORSHIP THEM *jumps to the front of the car nearly crashing it and changes it* BICTH ILL SHOW U
GOSPEL MUSIC *This is Gospel turns on*Slendy- That's not gospel U fuk
Toby- WELL IT IS NOW *slowly bounces up and down like a retard*
Jeff- *slams face against car window staring at a family across from them with his face covered in makeup* NOTICE ME SENPAIIIIII
Family- AHHHHH! *crashes car*
Jeff- HAHA. NOW WE ARE THE ONLY CAR ON THE ROAD.
Piles of cars catch on fire on the side of the road
Slendy- Alright we're here
YOULL HAVE TO SEE WHERE THEY R IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BACTHES. HA
And in every chapter ima make Jinx say a line from a P!ATD song.
Why?
CAUSE I FUCKIN CAN
And I have an obsession
I need medical help
Please send help
YOU ARE READING
CP Adventures
HumorLivy and Anna walk into a creepy forest thinking it would be fine, until they find a knife in da forest