CP Adventures

Car ride bicthes

Okay remember when I said I'd post more often? Yea, I can't make that happen sorry. But I'll post whenever I can! PLZ DONT HATE ME.

Oh shit I just found a piece of bread in my bed I'm being serious I have a loft bed so I don't know who chucked it up here

Jinx- *looks at alarm clock as it turns to 3:00* CAUSE ITA NINE IN THE AFTERNOOOOOON

E.J.- It's 3:00

Jinx- I KNOW IM SMART

Toby- *sprinting in a circle* FLALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALAALALAL

Jeff- M-m-m-m-miilk duds * I was actually doing that at Caroline's house with Temple saying milk duds over and over. They got mad :3*

BEN- WHERE BE ME LADY PURSE LADIES *extreme pie rat voice*

Slendy- KIDS WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP GET IN THE HUMUNGOUS CAR FIT FOR EVERYONE CAUSE THATS HOW THONGS WORK NOW. (Oh shit I was checking over this and I saw that it said thongs instead of things. Lol. Ima keep it that way)

Masky- Hoodie and I are not kids!

Slendy- Well whoopdie-fuckin-doo I don't care

In de car

Sally- Well this is boring. TURN ON THE GOD DAMN RADIO

Sledny- SALLY! Language!

Sally- ひん剥こうフル減れ費をムン秘話ムルム

Slendy- okay whatever floats ur goat *turns on radio*

Girls/Girls/Boys turns on

Slendy- oh god not this *changes it to gospel music*

Jinx- BICTH I WORSHIP THEM *jumps to the front of the car nearly crashing it and changes it* BICTH ILL SHOW U
GOSPEL MUSIC *This is Gospel turns on*

Slendy- That's not gospel U fuk

Toby- WELL IT IS NOW *slowly bounces up and down like a retard*

Jeff- *slams face against car window staring at a family across from them with his face covered in makeup* NOTICE ME SENPAIIIIII

Family- AHHHHH! *crashes car*

Jeff- HAHA. NOW WE ARE THE ONLY CAR ON THE ROAD.

Piles of cars catch on fire on the side of the road

Slendy- Alright we're here

YOULL HAVE TO SEE WHERE THEY R IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BACTHES. HA

And in every chapter ima make Jinx say a line from a P!ATD song.

Why?

CAUSE I FUCKIN CAN

And I have an obsession

I need medical help

Please send help