Jjba Villains x reader

Mr. Valentine accuses the wrong person

You: Are you sure we aren't gonna die?

Dio: Yes I am positive.

You: I trust you for now....

Valentine: WHERE THE HELL IS MY FLAG!?

You: Welp we are so dead...

Dio: It's okay I swear.

Valentine: Oh I found it! KIRA WTH WERE YOU DOING WITH MY FLAG!?

Kira: W-What!? I never even had it!?

Valentine: Bitch stop lying I found it on your bed!

Kira: S-Shit...

You and Dio looked at each other, high-fiving and smirking, knowing the problems you just caused.

You: Me and Dio are going to the store! See yah!

Dio: Yeah see y'all peasants.

And y'all just walked out the door. Leaving everyone else behind to a screaming Valentine and a scared shitless Kira.

Up next Mr. President accuses the wrong person pt.2