Jjba Villains x reader

The argument

You: So like do you think they like me?
Bff: Of corse! I see the way they all act around you!
You: O-Okay then...
You soon return back home after meeting up with your friend.
You: Hey guys! I'm back!
Walking through the door, you immediately get tackled by everyone.
You: O-Oof.
Everyone: We are so sorry!
You: It's fine. I'm okay.
Doppio: O-Oh no we hurt him/her!
Diavolo: Doppio. He/She said they were fine.
Funny Valentine: Imma go rehears (I think that's how you spell it?) the star spangled banner.
Pucci: Uhm imma go read the Bible for the.....35667893097th time.
Diego: I'm going to go eat- wait I can't.
Dio: KITCHEN KNIFES HERE I COME!
You: I- okay.
You all split up to do whatever you all wanted to do.

Next up The Argument pt2