Jjba Villains x reader

Mr. Valentine accuses the wrong person pt.2

You: Ahahaha! We left them with a shit ton of problems.

Dio: Despite you not being y'know a full villain and all you are still very evil.

You and Dio were just sitting in the parking lot, laughing and talking about the dumb stuff you did.

After a few more moments you both came home, opening the door to come face to face with Valentine holding a knife raising it slightly at the sight of you.

You: Shit...! Dio move!

Jobin: Man what did you two do?

You: N-Nothing!

You shoved Dio out of the way, moments before Funny slammed the knife into what he thought was Dio's arm but instead it was yours.

You: Agh! F-Fuck that hurt!

Diego: Oh no! Y-Y/N!

Valentine let go of the knife, gasping at the sight he caused.

Valentine: O-Oh I am so so so sorry!

Jobin: Here let me go get bandages!

Jobin ran out of the room, his destination was to the kitchen to grab some bandage wrap you all had.

Dio: WTH! VALENTINE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU HURT Y/N!

Valentine: I said I'm sorry!

Pucci and Kira: I'm not even getting involved...

Kars: He didn't mean to. Here lemme just.

Kars tugged lightly on the blade of the knife, eventually getting it out.

Next time The President's apology