Jjba Villains x reader

The day Diego stops eating rocks

You: Diego, I think you should stop eating rocks.
Diego: What why!?
You: Because it's unhealthy and the crunching sound erks me a little.
Diego: Fine. But it's only for you....
You: Thanks Dio!
Dio: You summoned me?
You: Ah! No, I was just talking to Diego.
Dio: About what?
You: Oh! I was just telling him to stop eating rocks.
Diego: I said I would stop only for he/her.
Dio: Oooooo. You gotta crush.
Diego: N-No I don't.
You: Aight imma head out.
Funny Valentine: What's the commotion about?
Pucci: Probably something unholy.
Dio: Just because a conversation involves me doesn't mean it's unholy Pucci.
Kira: I would argue.
Dio: Shut up. Fucking David Bowie knock-off.
Kira: Whatever.
Doppio: What are we talking about?
Diavolo: Doppio if it doesn't involve you don't worry about it.
Doppio Y-Yes Bossu.

Next time The argument.