The only thing you can think about is Waluigi, and that sexy mustache of his. The way it curves up on his chiseled face, his mischievous glare. Just the thought makes you shudder. The thought of his pink nose brushing against yours as you lean in for a kiss, his black stash above your upper lip... The only thing between you two is a screen. You long for his embrace, but your love is forbidden for you are part of two different words.
You wake up after another sleepless night thinking about Waluigi, next to you is his body pillow. But it is just not the same. You sigh as your mother calls you from downstairs, "Hun, you have a package!"
You trudge you're way downstairs, thinking it's just another care package from granny, but as you walk in, you see a huge package, almost life sized. You grab the box cutters from the counter as you ask your mom who it's from.
"It's from Uncle JimCrackerCorn. Now I have to go to work, have fun with whatever this is, dear." She pecks you're cheek, then rushes out the door.
After she leaves, a blood curdling scream comes from the box. What the hell did Uncle JimCrackerCorn send you?! As another yell erupts from the box, you realize something. You recognize that scream. You know that scream. You rush to open it thinking 'could it be'?
Your eyes fill with tears of joy. Standing there, right in front of you, was your one true love. Waluigi.
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Waluigi x Reader Fanfiction [[COMPLETED]]
FanfictionI worked very hard on this, Alicia, you'd better appreciate this. This is for you, you dirty Waluigi fans ;)