You can't believe it- Waluigi is in your house. In your room. Sitting on your bed. You need to stop yourself from passing out. You need to be cool. This is Waluigi, the one you've spent your whole life fawning over and simping for.
Out of nerves, you ask, "so you come here often?" then internally facepalm yourself, followed by multiple slaps to the face.
"Wah Wah." He answers. You let out a shaky sigh. Those wahs... oh how you loved those wahs. "Wah?" Is eyebrow raises as he smirks at you. Is he... flirting? You feel your face dust with pink.
"Wah." You answer back, trying to sound as seductive as possible. You got this. You've taken multiple online course to learn how to speak in 'wahs'. It was a perfect chance to show off your skill.
Waluigi's face goes impressed, then turns into seductive grin. The mustache wiggling with his movement. Oh, that mustache. You want to eat pancakes off that mustache. "Wah?" He asks.
You feel your blush deepen at his question. How does he know you want to kiss him? You can only glance away as a response.
"Wah wah wah wah,"He says, "wah." You look at him with an unreadable face. He just said... you could kiss him?? You've never been happier in your life. But you were also nervous. This would be your first kiss, what if it was awful? I mean, you're the one who decided to save yourself for Waluigi.
"Wah." You respond, acting confident. You strut over to him.
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Waluigi x Reader Fanfiction [[COMPLETED]]
FanfictionI worked very hard on this, Alicia, you'd better appreciate this. This is for you, you dirty Waluigi fans ;)