𝑵 𝑬 𝑹 𝑫 𝒀 𝑨 𝑳 𝑪 𝑯 𝑬 𝑴 𝑰 𝑺 𝑻 - varian x reader oneshots

19. mission: saporian donkey? [✨]

Requested by VarianWolf

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You  slowly walk through the leaky dark sewage system, pinching your nose to avoid the foul smell. The fetid and rusted sewer was the only known entrance to their underground hideout so you had no choice but to brave through it. Varian was trudging behind you, tired from staying up all night on another research he was doing. You stifle in a cough as to try not to make any noise. 

Apparently the greedy Saporians had once again escaped and it was up to you and Varian to take care of these hard headed thugs. With your new-found training as a royal guard and Varian's chem-balls, you've totally got this mission in the bag. As you continue to walk in the water, you stifle in a cough as to try not to make any noise.

You feel something poke you on your shoulder. As you turn around, you see Varian handing you a handkerchief with a kind smile on his face.

"Thank you." You say as you tilt your head while smiling, taking it from his hand. This was your first mission as friends. You met Varian when he was new on having his own room in the castle, being the Royal Engineer and all, so you thought it would be a good gesture to accompany him from time to time. 

The two of you were on this mission because you were the only ones available and strong enough for the job.

Rapunzel and Eugene were busy with their duties, Cassandra was out on another mission while the rest of the guards were helping in aiding people who were affected by the Saporian's attacks.

You arrive in front of a large circular grate, hearing their distinct voices from the inside.

A guy who was wearing a man-bun began questioning someone, blocking your view of them. "YOU IMBECILE! Where is the thing I asked you to make?!"

"I-I almost have the calculations c-correct s-sir! I just n-need a few more days!" A faint voice of a lady said. As you guessed from the stuttering, it seems like they kidnapped an alchemist to replace Varian. "It was an animal the last time, b-but it w-wasn't the one you a-asked for."

Looks like they were desperate for something.

"Well, WE DON'T HAVE DAYS!" 

You heard him slam his fist on the table as you saw the him slowly approaching the girl with a knife on his right hand. Before he could hurt the girl, you bust open the grate to intervene.

"Let her go!" You said as you retrieve a glinting sword from your back, pointing it at him.

He let out a small despicable chuckle. "Varian, how are you? Haven't seen you for a long time." He says with a smirk on his face.

"Shut up!" You turn your head to Varian. "Do you know this guy?"

With a chem-ball on hand, he answers "Yeah, his name's-"

"The name's Andrew, darling." He says as he squats down, swerves his leg and kicks your ankle, slamming you onto the ground.

The lady runs away from the situation, desperate to save herself.

You groan as you wince in pain as Varian looks at you with worry. "Rule #1, never take your eyes off your opponent." He says as he looks down you with a loathsome grin. "Of course you'd know that if you were an actual good fighter.

"Wow, I'm so impressed." You say sarcastically as you roll your eyes. "Is your ass jealous from the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"

He scoffs. "Trying to insult me? That won't work on me honey."

"Oh, I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you."