Ok I kinda stole this from someone but I turned it into a UsUk one so yeah
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America: u know I don't really like your last name
England: pardon, what was that ?
America: I said I don't like your last name..it so...bad
England: that what do u think I should be called
America: Jones
England: wha
America: jones!!( walkers away )
England: wait was he confessing to me? OI, come back! ( runs after him )
