Italy: So , how many-a meany books have-a you-a done?
Me: three, why?
Italy: ( in a scary voice ) WHAT ARE THEY CALLED??
Me: ( scared )...my first book is this mine Random hetalai crack, my second book is Random song-fic, and my third one is called Mary's little diary it's a fantasy/ horror story........
Italy: ok! ( skips away )
Me: hey...Germany?
Germany: yes?
Me: be prepared for batter...cuz WW3 is now really starting..
