On a rainy night in the suburbs of London , a sad and horny Elton John was walking around in the dark while the heavy thick rain was falling on his descending hairline😓💔. He wandered and wondered looking for a phat bussy to shove his wobbly PP in . He later found out that London , in fact the entirety of England , had run out of the phat bussy species . His frustration devoured him and he sat under a tree on that rainy night wondering "where can I get a phat bussy?😞" . He slept under that tree and woke up in the morning still as horny and frustrated and decided he'll go back to his home and book a flight to another country so he finds a fitting bussy for him . Unfortunately all the flights to other European countries were reserved , so he had no choice but to look into flights going to Asian countries . He decided he'll go to Korea , so he booked a one way flight to Korea because he doesn't wanna cum back to bussiless land of England🤢🤮. Elton packed his shit and yeeted himself to the airport with his will power , god bless🥳. The flight took about 69 hours , and he then arrived at the bussiful land of korea🥰. He didn't speak korean for shit so he decided he'll speak Chinese instead , because yk China and Korea have very good relations😍. No one really knew what he was saying , but they got it in spirit . Fast forward to about a month , Elton has an apartment, a car and a stable job at a korean department store . He worked night shifts only so it would get quite cold and sometimes rain during the night . At one of his shifts when it was heavily raining outside , a very wet man entered the store and asked for a warm blanket and a hot drink . Elton being the kind horny man he is ,agrees to his request and goes to the back of the store to fetch him the stuff , to his surprise when he comes back that the man is holding him at gunpoint and wants to rob the place . The man screamed at Elton "open the fucking safe or I'll shoot your 2 inch cock🤬😡" , Elton starts crying and stutters out the words "o-ok a-a-am sorry...uwu🥺😖" the man screams again at Elton and tells him to hurry up . Elton notices a brown haired costumer observing from the back , that costumer was so familiar to him but he couldn't pinpoint who he actually was . The costumer approaches the robber with a machete in his hand and cuts him in half . He saved Elton😊. He approaches the man and finally realizes who he is , it is the one and only Jimin😘. Elton proceeds to thank Jimin but he noticed that Jimin had his eyes on his crotch all the way . After Elton thanks Jimin , Jimin replied to Elton with a smirk on his face and a deep tone in his voice saying "don't worry about it that's my job , I like saving people , but they have to pay me back with something yk?😏" Elton's face turned red because he knows exactly what Jimin wants . Elton shyly says "yeah but maybe if you asked right away I'd give it to you😉" . Jimin's smile gets bigger and so did his PP😇. They approach each other and start making out right on the two halves of the corpse . Very romantic☺️! They slowly undress each other , right above the corpse , and Elton gets down on his knees to suck Jimin's leaking fountain banana . Jimin loudly utters the words "nomnomnom dat bussy daddy😫😩" , and Elton being the nice horny man he is , he does exactly that . Elton exposes Jimin's nether regions and sees the pink phat bussy he was looking for in England , the bussy that he spent all his life looking for😢. They make love passionately for so long until the two halves of the corpse completely ferment . They finish off by thanking each other for such a great time together . But that's not the end, Elton asks Jimin to come with him to England "I would love to have dat bussy around me at all time , I want to go back to England with a phat bussy to keep" Jimin nods signifying his approval and Elton sheds a single tear from his left eye "thank you very much , now hurry up we gotta go now" . Elton pulls Jimin's hand and takes him to his car . They go to their houses to collect their things and say goodbye to their friends and family without any explanation on why and where they're going , so sweet😄. They go to the airport and rent a helicopter to travel to England. They get on the helicopter and fly in the sky , but there was a very strong thunderstorm and it caused the helicopter to lose balance . The helicopter falls into the ocean and they all die young and horny❤️
The end💞💖💝💘✨
