Little Black Dress (NIALL HORAN)

First day

A loud heavy metal sound is playing and I think is shaking the house. Can a guy just have peace here? I mean its too early to be pissing me off.

The sun's beaming outside the window but I'm pretty sure its still not time for me to wake up. I manage to get out of bed and put on a shirt before heading out, the music's even louder outside my room and its giving me headache. Not that I have something against rock music, I'm just not a fan. The smell of toast and bacon from the kitchen somehow lightens my mood but I'm still annoyed to whoever woke me up this early. As soon as I was about to turn off the stereo a girl came out the kitchen carrying a plate.

"Excuse me?" I told her.

"What?"

"Do I know you?"

"Are you really that slow?"

What the fuck!? Did I bring a girl with me last night? Or did I just miss something important that happened to me yesterday?

"Do you want me to call Nana again?"

"Oh right"

Right, right.. I'm now a fucking babysitter. Just when I'm starting to enjoy my time here an intruder comes. I won't be complaining if someone like Megan Fox would live with me but the problem is this Megan right here looks like Satan's disciple. She wears five coats of makeup and her clothes, I think we do have the same wardrobe. If not for her hair I really would think she's a boy.

"Are you checking me out?" she said.

The nerve... arghhh.

"Are you kidding me?"

"You've been literally staring at me for a minute or two back in Ireland you do that if you're checking out a person"

"And?"

"You're not my type Niall"

Ha ha.. that just made my day.

"That my dear is the funniest thing I've heard my whole life"

"Whatever"

"You really think I'd like you?"

She ignores me while munching on the food on her plate. I've never met a girl who eats like a man. I was used to girls conscious with their food intake but with Megan she doesn't care.

"Well Megan, I'm sorry to dissappoint you but your kind is just.."

"My kind? You know what Mr. Niall Horan, I have a boyfriend and I don't go for boybands"

What did she just call me? I was annoyed with her but after what I heard she just took it to the next level.

"You young lady are in big trouble, keep in mind that you're in my house,my rules"

"Are you frightening me?"

"What? No. Of course not. I'm just warning you"

"Warning me with what?"

"Not to fall for me"

"Oh my God. Do you really have so much confidence in your blood? Please share me some"

"I know what my charms can do"

"Spare me. I like boys"

"And I'm not?"

"Can you stop and just eat? There's no point of discussing things that is too far from reality"

"You might just eat your words Megan"

"Meg ok? Meg just Meg"

"If you say so Megan"

"You're hopeless" she says as she stomp her way to her room leaving me lol'ing. I'm not into hurting girls but Megan seems fun. And its a payback for intruding my Oh so peaceful pad.