Sock Opera(Gravity Falls)

Sock Opera(part 7)

"Well, well, well!",Bill greeted. "Your awfully persistent Pine Tree, kid!",he said. "Hats off to you!",Bill then took off his hat and bowed it and the world turned side ways with the hat. "Whoa!",I yelled as both of us fell back. Bill brought his hat back up to his head and the world went back to being stable. Though Dipper and I fell forward. I rubbed my head at the impact and Dipper jumped back up."You again!",Dipper yelled. "Did Ya miss me?",Bill asked. "Admit it. You missed me",Bill finished, sounding as though he were always welcome. "Hardly! You worked with Gideon! You tried to destroy my uncles mind!",Dipper yelled back. Bill had floated, upside down, behind Dipper. "It was just a job, kid!",Bill then spun upright. "No hard feelings",he said with a small laugh. "I've been keeping an...", Bill then grew in size and turned red. "EYE ON YOU",he switched back to normal. "Since then. And I must say, I'm impressed with you two!",Bill floated back over to the front of us. "Really?",Dipper said, one eyebrow raised. "Y'all deserve a prize",Bill tapped his bow tie thoughtfully. "Here, have a head that's always screaming",Bill clapped his hands together and random mans head appeared and began screaming. It then landed right next to me and I hopped up and jumped, startled, away from it and next to Dipper. Bill then snapped his fingers and the head came apart. Skin, muscles, and then bones. Dippers freaked out look was then replaced with annoyance. "The point is, I like you",Bills long black arm stretched around to where it was behind us and it pushed us forward. Bill leaned casually on the edge. "How's about you let me give you a hint, huh?",Bill asked. He then spun his hand around. "I only ask for a small favor",his voice changed and his eye went blue while his hand was consumed in a blue flame. "In return",he offered and had changed back. I looked at Dipper and he looked very annoyed. "We'd never do a favor for you!",Dipper yelled. Bill began to sink down. "Don't forget who defeated you last time!",he finished. "Right!",Bills voice sounded behind us and we both spun around. "You 'defeated' me",Bill said, quoting the word 'defeated'. "Well, if you ever change your mind",Bill reached over and pulled out a light blue brain out of Dippers head and had it disappear. "I'll be here!",Bill then came over and gave me a nudge with his elbow. "Ready to make a deal!",he said. "And hey, kid",Bill comforted me and gave me a serious look. "You don't know what you've just a started",he threatened. He then got real close to my face and I leaned back away. "There is no turning back now, kid",he said. I gritted my teeth and growled. "You can bet on it",I growled darkly. He narrowed his eye at me and backed away. "You got guts, kid. But your confidence could killed one day, so watch it",he warned. "It'd be a shame if those guts got ripped out",he finished and I lowered my head, looking down, with a clenched fists and gritted teeth. Bill sent a smug look in my direction. Next, he turned his attention to Dipper. "Hey! Wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds?",Bill asked. "AAHHH!",he screamed with arms flailing. Everything them flashed back to normal and Bill was gone. I gasped opening my eyes and found myself sitting in the same position I was in when we got up here. Though Dipper did indeed do what Bill did three seconds ago. "AAHHH!",Dipper cried, arms flailing around, too. Once Dipper stopped screaming, he took a deep breath and looked around seeing that everything was back to normal. I let out a small single laugh but I wasn't in the mood for laughing. Dipper then looked down at me slouched against his shoulder. I had my arms crossed but did not dare to meet his gaze.