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"Hey Remus, wanna hear a joke?"

"I- fine, go ahead."

"If James is the Seeker, does that make Lily the snitch?"

"Huh?"

"Cause she keeps running away!"

"OI YOU ASSHOLE-"

"AHHH PETE SAVE ME!"

"I DON'T EVEN PLAY SEEKER! IMMA CHASER!"

"EVEN MORE REASON WHY LILY IS THE SNITCH!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW & PETES CRYING!"

.....

Honestly it was one of his nicer jokes.

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