"Hey Remus, wanna hear a joke?"
"I- fine, go ahead."
"If James is the Seeker, does that make Lily the snitch?"
"Huh?"
"Cause she keeps running away!"
"OI YOU ASSHOLE-"
"AHHH PETE SAVE ME!"
"I DON'T EVEN PLAY SEEKER! IMMA CHASER!"
"EVEN MORE REASON WHY LILY IS THE SNITCH!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW & PETES CRYING!"
.....
Honestly it was one of his nicer jokes.
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Things Sirius Black Has Asked Me At 3 AM
CasualeTo be perfectly honest, I don't know half the answers to these. Lily Evans please don't read this. Or any teachers. Or anyone, really.