Stories with the Clonies

Chapter 1

"Movietown news presents "Spotlight on Adventure" announces Admiral Yularen as a documentary plays. Showing old movie reel footage "what you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: A lost world in South Mortis!" Camera pans over to a falls surrounded by forest and clouds. "Lurking in the shadows of majestic Paradise falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit?" Camera goes to a picture of a bounty hunter hung up smiling and putting a thumbs up "why, our subject today: Bounty Hunter Bric! The beloved hunter
(Cheyenne: *shivers* I'm never going to do that again)
lands his dirigible, the 'Spirit of adventure' in Kamino this week, completing a year long expedition to the lost world!!" As Admiral Yularen continues to play the camera pans out to show people in a movie theater watching the documentary.

It goes down to a young clone boy known as 99 who watches the Documentary with excitement. Wearing a hat with goggles on top "this lighter-than-air craft was designed by Bric himself, and is longer than 22 prohibition paddy-wagons placed end to end." It goes back to the Documentary showing Bric coming out of his ship, with Clones walking behind, beside and two in front of him. "And here he comes the hunter now! Never apart from his faithful clones, Bric conceived the craft for the clones." Footage shows the inside of the ship, showing a dining hall and the clones quarters then the gym. "It's a veritable floating palace in the sky...complete with multiple showers and a gym for the clones" footage goes back to Bric who is standing and waving at the reporters and people. "And Jimmy cricket, do the locals consider Bric the bee's knees! And how!"

(Cheyenne: no seriously how? How would anyone consider this piece of chewed up gum the bee's knees?)

Bric puts on his goggles and puts up a thumbs up "Adventure is out there!" He calls out saying his catchphrase, young 99 doing the same thing back to the footage. The next piece of footage shows Bric in front of a big crowd "but what has Bric brought back this time?" Questions Admiral Yularen. "kaminoans, I give you" starts Bric as he stands beside a covered artifact uncovering it, it shows bones of an unknown creature. "The monster of Paradise falls!" The crowd gasp in amazement as young 99 does the same "and golly, what a swell monster this is." Starts Admiral Yularen then the footage goes to the kaminoan scientist who are graphing the bones and trying to piece the bones together. "But what is this? Scientists cry foul! The national hunter explorers society accuses Bric of fabricating the skeleton!" In the theater young 99 hits his fist on the chair "No!" He calls out. The Documentary showing the society taking down Brics picture "the organization strips Bric of his membership" footage shows the kaminoans ripping off Brics badge and young 99 gasps shocked. Old news footage of Bric shows him in front of a podium "humiliated, Bric vows a return to paradise falls and promises to capture the beast...alive!" Announces Admiral Yularen. Bric repeating the statement "I promise to capture the beast...alive! And I will not come back until I do!" The crowd cheers and young 99 falls back into his chair with a smile on his face.

Footage goes to Bric waving out the window of his ship as he leaves to Mortis to capture the beast. "And so the hunter is off to clear his name, bon voyage Bric and good luck capturing the monster of paradise falls!" Finishes the Admiral as the Documentary ends fading.

Cheyenne: *almost crying*
Fives: why does it look like you're about to cry?
Cheyenne: Because I wanted to mention the clones in the showers and it showing them in there!!!
Fives: and?
Cheyenne: AND I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S DISNEY AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME!!! *cries* I WANTED TO SEE THE CLONES IN THE SHOWERS SO BA-A-AD!!!
Fives: *rolls eyes* but you already have us half naked in pictures and one of me fully naked!!
Cheyenne: BUT YOU'RE NOT IN THE SHOWE-ER-ER!!! INSTEAD YOU'RE PLAYING STRIP POKER!!
Fives: I-...looks like I'm ending the chapter this time...well there you have it ladies and gentlemen an actual chapter done. By the crazy Cheyenne *in background Cheyenne cries and Fives sighs* disrazybish...so yup Cheyenne will be back soon to update more *crying intensifies* they're going to be like this all night...I'm just going to end it here...yeah bye.