Octopu$$y's PoV (guess what bish he's actually an octopus so don't @ me)
Uwah , the first day had gone tewwible úmù. I was so distwacted in class ! Shrek was sitting at the back of the class in the same row as me , wat a bad boy ! I felt like a total dweeb for sitting at the front umu , if i was gonna get dis ch0nky manz I needa get my act together.
“Introduce yourselves" said Miss Simian said "or else big fat detentions, cuz liek- I cAn L0sErs"
gorilla bish prolly honking w/ the principal for dat authority
OH NO , uwah , wat now, da funk should i say vajakflhk- "Onion smellin' dud, how about u first"
Oh..oHhh bae is first imma needa hear this
I look back as someone pushes aside their chair , the smexy boi with dem thicc a$$ thighs I ran into uwu , a total di- heart throb
“Hullo aab’dy my name is shrek , I like swamps , and ain no’bdy get in ma way “
S W A M P S , could he be more perfect uwu. The sound of his voice was like a spring morning , hoarse and rough (oH yEs dAdDy)
He sat back down , the teacher went to call on some extras, nobody really cares about them. My “BFF” ,in which he just decided himself because made eye contact for second ,spongebutt ,came up next tho (if only making friends were that easy irl :'3)
he said “ Hello there my name is spongebob squarepantsu and don’t u dare go for Patrick ùwú”. Patrick had been sponge dudes flame since kindergarten
But then , all of a sudden , IT WAS MY TURN , my tentacles started sweating and I started to nervously twerk. ( PLS BELIEVE IM STILL SANE -love , author cHan 2 )
"Uwah , HI there , uwah uwah , I-I’m squidwardue , I..I-"
QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING!
"I like Chonky alpha guys owo”
...
NaNi THe fUq was ThaT
The words were now floating in the air , I desperately wanted to catch them and hide them away in my thoughts
“:v... just don't make bebe in school ya twink, k? “ Miss Simion said
I messed up again
AND IN FRONT OF SHREKKU SENPAI
He must think I’m a total loser úmù
I NEED TO MAKE HIM LOVE ME , I MUST!
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT THAT ONION !!
I’d cry without him!! (haha see the irony -author cHan 2)
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Fun fact- snakes have two chinchins :)
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Poetry🌚Read Highschool! AU Squiddy-chan and Shrekku-kun do the horizontal dance🌚 🤧🤧🤧 it's so deep! (yes..deep 👀) this is legit. not a joke. pls read manz if u wanna pass the vibe check *aggressively twerks with awesomeness*
