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Tentacle Twinks PoV
The fiwst day went howwible úmù. I met dis dude named Farquaad and he was being a weal meani ómò. I was minding my own business, owoing and being all cute then sUdDenlYy bish comes in jabs me on the side with his shoulder
He said "listen up hun i know what you're tryna do. U tryna get ma mans Shrekky poo. Yeah das right, I saw the way you eyed him (눈~눈). And just so you know, Im the #1 twink here so outta my way"
Anyway I totally didn't bawl my eyes out with salty (but not as salty fartquaad uwu) :333
So liek- its day 2 of sk0ol and I gots chemistry first uwuwuwuwu
The teacher assigned us partners and I got this pig gorl name Peepee.. I think smth like dat. She's also very emo
"Dude I can hear you" the piggy with a british accent says
"Nani owo???" I said surprised
"Bruh you've been narrating you're first day this whole frickin time AND IM NOT EMO DUMBA$$. Ugh no one understands, the only one I have left is dis Billie Eilish music. imma kermit sewerslide soo-... Like I said I'm not emo"
"Mhmmm uwu" I said totally not believing her
"U don't believe me"
"Mhmmm uwu"
AnYwaYyyyy this fatass chem teach is rly dumb for partening Shrek and farquaad together >:,3. Fr tho who hired a god damn train??? This Thomas dude literally crashed through the wall to get here 💀
"Ur still narrating" ,peepee said "MY NAME'S PEPPA DUMBASS"
"y'all hear sum owo?"
I decided to have my attention elsewhere, specifically at Shrek, making sure fartquaad doesn't steal mah manz at the same timez or imma go yandere mode úmù
The bish been flirting with him the whole time like sis the only D you'll get is your grade for the next chem test
You might think I'm the same but I actually get perfect test scores uwu. In animu language that is uwu. Watashi is very sugoi at it uwu
"Oh Shrekky poo you're sOooooO funny~~ say wanna ditch and I dunno, have some real fun??" Fartquaad suggests
excuse me?
"If wear gonna play COD then sure but you prolly suckkk lmao" shrekku-kun replied
Ye das right shrekku >:3 DENY THAT TH0T!!!
"oh I can suck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~"
AIGHT SIS BOUTTA FRICKING DIE :) 🔫
Just as I was about to do something the teacher says smth unexpected
"ENOUGH! Mr.Farquaad, you seem to be talking too much with Shrek which is distracting the class so as punishment switch seats with Squidward"
OMG YAYYY THANKIES TEACHER I TAKE EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU BACK QWQ
"Ugh- wah?.. whatever" farquaad muttered and walked to my seat. Squiddy 1 : Fartquaad 0 >:)))
I took my seat next to Shrekku and decided to make my move while the teacher is busy paying attention to some other kids
"H-hi ówò, Shrek right?"
"Yeah and yer Squidward right?"
"Yup ^w^"
"Mind if I call ya squiddy?"
"S-sure thing >\\\<"
"Well squiddy I gotta say have some really nice tentacles"
oh my-
"T-T-THANKIES ÓWÒ!!so you- uh- like this subject?"
"Nat really but it's okay, I'm more into swamps"
"Oh das so nicue ^w^, I liek dee ocean uwu"
"Yeah? You're really interesting Squiddy-chan"
:00000
Shrekku-kun rests his large yaoi hand on my THICC Tentacle thighs and stares deeply into my eyes
"s-senpai 0///0...I-"
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The bell rang and I jolted out of suprise
"Alright class dismissed now get out so I can smoke me sum crack"Mr Thomas the tank engine announced
"Bye!" I said and ran out of the class without looking back. That was so intense I got hArD >m<. He can't see me like that!
But atleast..I think I got somewhere...
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I'm 14 an this is deep
... that's what she said
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Poetry🌚Read Highschool! AU Squiddy-chan and Shrekku-kun do the horizontal dance🌚 🤧🤧🤧 it's so deep! (yes..deep 👀) this is legit. not a joke. pls read manz if u wanna pass the vibe check *aggressively twerks with awesomeness*
