Crack Oneshots

waluigi x reader (lemon)

Warning this is dirty so children leave now. No I'm actually serious here this is a lemon.

You and Waluigi have been best friends for years, and every time someone new was chosen for Smash, you were there to comfort him. You were in love with him, and he seemed completely oblivious.

"Hey Wally, how are you doing?" You two were going to hang out at the mall. Your outfit, a simple tank top and jeans, seemed to momentarily distract him.

"I'm fine. Where shall we go first?" The clothes stores were your first stops, where you two tried on different outfits. You complimented each other no matter how ridiculous the outfit. You swung your bag a bit, and your hand brushed Waluigis thigh causing him to blush.

After you payed, he told you to save a table at the food court so he could go get you two some lunch. You sat down on the hard metal seat, your heart pounding from what you were about to do. When he returned, you decided that now was the best time to confess your love for him.

"Um, Walyigi. I need to tell you something." You take a moment to ensure that you had his attention and felt your face heat up. "Waluigi...i- I like you!" He gasped and leaned over the table towards you. He caressed your face and moved just inches away from your face.

"May I?" You nodded. He pulled your face towards him and you were stuck in a passionate kiss with him. When you pulled apart, you saw nothing but love in his eyes.

"Should we go somewhere else so we aren't being watched?" You asked. Waluigi nodded, and you two got into his car. You put your hand on his thigh on purpose and he turned red again. He sped up just a bit on the way to your house.

When you got inside, he immediately shoved you down onto the couch. He grinned down at you.
"You can't just do that while I'm driving. You need to learn." He smashed his lips onto yours as a small moan escaped your mouth. He breaks the kiss for a much needed breath, and reaches into his pocket pulling out a condom (always use protection y'all) and looked down at you. You nodded and he quickly undressed and put it on, allowing you to do the same. He positioned himself at your entrance, and slowly slid inside you.

"Are you sure you're ready?" You nodded again, too excited to even be able to speak. He started out slow as not to hurt you, but at your demand he started going faster and faster. He moved his head down a bit, and you immediately started to bite and suck on his neck until you found his sweet spot, leaving plenty of bruises marking him as yours. You clawed at his back as his thrusts started to change.

"I-im close y/n!" The moans of both of you filled the living room. You both cum at the same time, and he screams.

"WAH!" He pulled out of you and collapsed next to you, and you fell asleep in each others arms.

So what did y'all think this was my first attempt and it's 4am here I've been working on this for like an hour I can't sleep *guys please give me some tips for sleeping and some requests I did this off the top of my head lol*