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We are a happy family!

[03:02]

|'Stupid son' has logged on|

Stupid son: GUYS!!! I KISSED RAVEN!!!!

|'Sick uncle' has logged on|

Sick uncle: When did you change your name?

Stupid son: Rae changed it yesterday

Stupid son: What about you?

Sick uncle: I got bored so I changed it to this

Sick uncle: |🟩 GUYS!!! I KISSED RAVEN!!!!|
@Stupidson And then she slapped you?😂

Stupid son: NO!!! SHE KISSED BACK!!!

Sick uncle: Why do I hear Starfire screaming?

Stupid son: SHE PROBABLY TOLD STAR

Sick uncle: Dude, why are you text screaming at me?

Stupid son: I dunno, I'm just happy

|'Stupid son' has changed 'Sick uncle' to 'Dabbing uncle'|

Dabbing uncle: Sick!

Stupid son: You're welcome

|'Hot sis' has logged on|

Hot sis: Will you two stop texting?

Hot sis: My phone is dinging every two seconds

Dabbing uncle: What happened to your username?

Hot sis: Beast Boy happened

Dabbing uncle: Hey Rave, did you kiss BB?

Hot sis: Are you joking?

Hot sis: No way!

Dabbing uncle: Beast Boy...

Stupid son: I was bored and wanted to talk to someone but no one else was online

Stupid son: I knew that this would make you guys come online

Hot sis: You really are stupid

Stupid son: You really are hot

Dabbing uncle: I really am dabbing

Stupid son: ...

Dabbing uncle: ...I ruined the moment, didn't I?

|'Ugly daddy-poo' has logged on|

Dabbing uncle: Shut up B!

Dabbing uncle: I can hear your laughing from my room!!!

Stupid son: I can hear your choking from my room!!!

Hot sis: I can hear you both dying when I get my hands on you

Ugly daddy-poo: Burn idiots. Burn

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