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Death Week Finale

*DEATH WEEK FINALE!!!*

*Sorry, this took ages to get out!*

*YAY!!*

*If you requested a one-shot during death week, it'll be next!*

*Prompt: Funerals*

*Ship: Every ship included in death week*

*Requested by: Death Week*

*Basically, I'll create a funeral for every one-shot depending on who died*

*SHE'S GONE*

*I'll be skipping the priest bit and going straight to the speeches since I don't know how funerals work.*

"Hi. That doesn't sound right. I'm Anna. That's not it either."

The crowd at the funeral started fidgeting apart from Kat in the front row, who smiled at Anna encouragingly. 

"I'm here today to mourn the death-. No! Cathy wouldn't have wanted us to mourn her death, she would've have wanted us to celebrate her life. Celebrate the books she made. Celebrate her daughter. I want to celebrate her. Because Catherine Parr deserves celebrating!" 

With that Anna ran downstairs and to her seat.

Next, Catherine of Aragon, her god-mother stood up.

"I never had a daughter-" she began, Anne cutting in quietly so only Catherine heard, "In this life."

Catherine glared, whimpering slightly and Anne stopped, "But Catherine filled that spot for me. She would sacrifice anything for her family. She hardly ever slept because she was caring for us. Catherine Parr was a miracle for me."

The audience smiled and Anne stood up before falling to her knees. Catherine Parr had been her best friend and now. And now...

SHE'S GONE.

*What do you think? Should I have let Katherine, Anne and Jane given a speech?*

*WONDERFUL*

I sit in the back row of the crowd, staring up at the stage. Anne hadn't told her parents about us. They thought I was just her friend therefore I hadn't been able to give a speech. 

Then the fifth person exited the stage and was replaced by Anne's father, a leering man. The man from the shooting. The man who killed Anne. I jumped up, lunging for him, screaming.

The audience held me back, shocked. And he.

He. He looked at me like this was all

WONDERFUL.

*A bit shorter. Should I have made it different?*

*UNLUCKY*

"Hi. I'm Jane's girlfriend. We had just gotten together and and I miss her so much. I missed her last moments. I missed spending my life with her. I guess we were just-

UNLUCKY."

*Really short.*

*FINE*

"She said it would be fine." Catherine Parr collapsed on stage, falling to the floor. It wasn't fair! It wasn't fair! Aragon helped her off, grimacing while Anne began her speech.

"Katherine Howard was my cousin and my best friend. She was a bright ball of sunshine in this cruel world. She was everything to me, to Cathy."

At this point, Cathy cut in, "IT'S NOT-

FINE."

*LONGING*

NO FUNERAL AVAILABLE. IT WOULD SPOIL THINGS FOR THE BOOK.

*END*

"Hello, I'm Anne. I was Anna's best friend and Catherine's... friend? We didn't get along but I still loved them both. They were so peaceful when they died in each others arms. They were happy and I wish that I'll die like that too. They reached the-

END."