Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon!! Qui-Gon!!!
Qui-Gon(Voice lined with sudden alertness and concern): Yes my Padawan, what is it?
Obi-Wan: I gotta gorlfrwen
Qui-Gon: What?! You know attachment is against the Jedi Code! Who is she?!
Obi-Wan: Yo
Qui-Gon: ...I'm not familair with a Yo. You'll have to tell me the last na--
Obi-Wan: Yo Mama!
Qui-Gon:...
Obi-Wan:...
4hrs later, Obi-Wan is sitting in a corner to meditate on how his actions have consequences.
Obi-Wan(singing): 66 rows of death sticks on the wall! 66 rows of death stiiiiiiiicks!!
Qui-Gon:...Maul, where are you.
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Someone Take Him Please
HumorLittle Obi-Wan either annoying the crap out of Qui-Gon Jinn, or being cute and adorable. Oh and I don't own anything ;)
