To All The Boys I've Ever Dated__ P.S... I Still Love You ✔

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𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐄𝐦𝐞𝐤𝐚

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞  𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞
𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫

-𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭
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You know I always knew he wouldn't last

And you didn't think to tell me?!?

What, you were enjoying the free credit card and cookiee, I couldn't ruin that for you.

It's been 3 weeks, 5 days 16 hours 45mins, and 20 seconds since I last saw or spoke to my dear Oli boo. I know right, it's like he disappeared out of my life the same way he appeared. Oh, you are probably wondering who "Oli boo" is well that's the name of my soo call boyfriend or should I say Ex-boyfriend OliseEmeka. I should have known he was a total rip-off.

I mean hello what part of him didn't scream rip-off to you. Is it the cookie? Credit card? The surprise lunch? boy, it was all in there. Dude was spitting pick-up like it was his second language.

{Pick up line: they are like short phrases or sentence boys use on girls to charm, sway or woe them.
Eg are you a damsel in distress because I would love to buy you this dress.
Or
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for
Now that is a pick-up line}

I know I just, I didn't see past all of that. He was super sweet and super gentle--

And super not your boyfriend anymore, the relationship didn't even last 3 weeks. So, move on like you've always have. I'm sure you'll find someone much soothing and not a player.

I guess you're right

Oh, sweetheart you know I'm right.

Whatever, let's just go home, I have another missing X to find

X?? Who's X.. Oh you mean you have a new maths homework

Yeap and apparently this X is a lot harder to find, babe you need to see the equation. Hmmm, it wee shock you.

I can imagine how hard it is from your trembling voice. Don't worry, I'm no guru in Maths but I got you. We die here.

Hmm before inko, we die here together ni oo.

I just like that I had totally forgotten about OliseEmeka. I still can't believe I fell for him, I mean I knew he was a player right from scratch especially with that silly pick up lines he kept throwing my way. Oh well, we move, I got a missing X to find in my Maths homework. Oh and let to forget I there is this certain damsel in distress I'm to help in my literature assignment.

Gosh, there is just so much to do in just a little time, if only I have like two of me it would be so much better. You know, one will be academically oriented and the other would be handling my social life. How great would that be?

Girl that is a horrible idea do not even think it let alone say of out loud.

What?? I'm not that bad, right?