*Hey sorry about the long heckin break*
-Teacher Chat-
Dad_Might: I AM HERE!
Dadzawa: stfu
Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: b r u h
Loud: YOOO HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING UWU
Loud: GLAD WE HAVE THIS GROUP CHAT LOL
Dadzawa: please stop using the voice to chat I beg you Hizashi.
Animal_Crossing: you know this would be an interesting documentary, what the pro hero teachers at UA do when no one is watching them.
Dadzawa: Nedzu wtf
Dadzawa:
Dadzawa: TOSHINORI. YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO.
Dad_Might: what? (And why am I scared?)
Dadzawa: MY PROBLEM CHILD JUST CALLED ME,
Dadzawa: AND HE SAID THAT HE SAW YOU IN HIS MOTHER'S BEDROOM, AND YOU TOLD HIM HIS MOTHER WAS IN THE SHOWER
Dadzawa: AND THEN HE ASKED IF HE WAS ACTUALLY YOUR SECRET LOVE CHILD. CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!?!?
Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: ooooooooooo
Dad_Might: I am..... Not here!
Dad_Might has left the chat
Dadzawa: That motherfucker.
Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: literally
Shinso_uwu: just confront him at school tomorrow. What's he gonna do? Escape?
Dadzawa: What am I going to tell Izuku in the mean time?
Shinso_uwu added Izuku to the chat
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Dadzawa: You must pay for your War Crimes.
Shinso_uwu: nah
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Izuku: wh
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Izuku: guys?
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Animal_Crossing: read up.
Izuku:
Izuku: Nobody tell todoroki
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Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: pfft
Dadzawa has added Shinso_uwu to the chat
Dadzawa: he's gone, now go feed the cats
Shinso_uwu: k
Izuku has created a group chat
Izuku has renamed the chat "crisis squad"
Izuku has added 20+ people to the chat
Izuku: alright so Shoto and All might aren't in this chat for a reason, so don't say anything
Izuku: but anyways...
Izuku: GUYS IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RN ALL MIGHT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MY DAD
Izuku: I WAS ADDED TO THE TEACHER GROUP CHAT AFTER ASKING MR. AIZAWA IF I WAS ALL MIGHTS SECRET LOVE CHILD AND APPARENTLY HE GOT MAD AND CONFRONTED ALL MIGHT AND ALL MIGHTS FIRST RESPONSE WAS TO LEAVE THE CHAT
Mina: wait wot
The_Bitch: I-
Dabi: this makes a very awkward family tree
Dabi: wait
Dabi: LMAOOO ENDEAVORS GONNA BE P I S S E D
Dabi: OMFG BAHAHAHAHAHA ENDEAVWHORE IS GONNA BE LIKE
"SHOOOOTOOOO YOU MARRIED ALL MIGHT CHILD WTF"
Shiggy: actually shut the fuck up.
Izuku: why are the Villains reacting the most
Toga: I'm starting to rethink wanting to drink your blood
Izuku: Toga wtf
Kaminari: yoooooo does this mean ur lik- good fahm?
The_Bitch: I'm done with your shit Pikachu
Izuki: btw villains quick question
Can we just ,,,, vibe?
Like stop trying to eat our souls? Like we both hate endeavor so what more do we need-?
Dabi: the day Endeavor dies is the day I vibe.
Izuku: okay make sure he does painfully uwu
Dabi: already planned on it
Izuku: so is that a yes to stopping this whole murder thing or????
Shiggy: I mean-
Shiggy: idk man it's kinda our job......
Shiggy: you know what fine, only if we can assassinate Endeavor and get away with it. (Also can we like, spend some time at UA that'd be pretty cool ngl)
Dabi: I wanna pet Socks.
Izuku -> Aizawa
Izuku: heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Dadzawa: no, problem child, you may not eat 71 cheeseballs
Izuku: qwq okay but I have another question
Dadzawa: what.
Izuku: soooo im trying to make a deal with the lol anddd,,,, I want your approval..?
Dadzawa: I don't see how you can make a deal with laughter and depends on the deal.
Izuku:
Izuku: they will stop killing us if they can get a pass to attend UA and also assassinate endeavor without being arrested
Dadzawa: k
Izuku: im
[Crisis squad]
Izuku: he said okay
Toga changed their nickname to Himiko
Himiko: kool
Shiggy changed their name to My_Neighbor_Tomura
Dabi changed their name to DaBiarryBeeBenson
[Class 1-gAy]
Izuku added DaBiarryBeeBenson, My_Neighbor_Tomura, and Himiko to the chat
Izuku: welcome to Class 1-gAy, where people like M*neta and Endeavwhore are looked down upon and where crackheads, science side of Class 1-A, and the good ones thrive. We also suggest you consider joining groups such as the Deku Squad Chat, Baku Squad Chat, Insomnia Squad Chat, and of course, the I Hate Endeavor club. (Club meeting held the hour after school ends in Class 1-A, our Club supervisor is Mr. Aizawa)
That_Bitch: You like jazz?
YOU ARE READING
bnha chatfic (Discontinued, sorry.)
FanfictionEverybody in class 1-A is here, even some teachers exist, yay The problem is Class 1 A is here, queer, and full of existential fear
