stupid dead piece of tree | eren x levi

december twenty-eighth

dear piece of tree,

france is INCREDIBLE. these months i've spent in america really changed my outlook and vision of france, but it is beautiful, as ever.

i met up with my grandma. her rice is, as usual, legendary. she also made me pancakes and?? i think i might be lactose intolerant because i got like the worst nausea afterward. her pancakes are good though?? they're overloaded with butter and that's not really a bad thing imo

i don't want to be lactose intolerant!! :( like imagine all the pancakes and chocolate milk i have to miss out on because of my stupid slow lactase

wait is that how it works?? i looked it up like once and i remember it saying something about lactase and how the lactase is like "i'm sick and tired of being disrespected like this" and like barricades itself and rejects any lactose intake. doesn't sound correct but oh well

also i had like two mental breakdowns from the car ride to the airport to the drive to grandma's house. but like?? imagine being stuck in the same facility as two utter assholes?? like wow i would have more than two if i wasn't used to it

eren called me during the plane ride, and like?? i was sitting right next to my parents so i had to go in that tiny-ass plane restroom just so i could have a conversation?? and wow what a queen

he called me and he was like "hi <33 have a nice time at france!! make sure to talk to your grandma like tons so you don't miss her as much when you have to come back"

how did i get so lucky?? like i thought i was gonna end up with like a drug dealer or smth?? wait what if eren is a drug dealer

let me not think about it. i don't want to even imagine eren just walking around the block with little ziploc bags of powder and shaking it in peoples windows to make them want to buy it

l.a.