𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧.

- 044. simpin season!

ya's reactions to the last chapter
were actually priceless 💀.

"you know where ya fucked up?" ava muttered, walking into kenya and taryn's house looking extremely angry, "you should have never let me into this fucking state! i shoulda been stopped at the airport, cause now i'm probably about to kill every middle school girl's imaginary tiktok boyfriend."

"shut the fuck up, my dad's home!" taryn whispers, in between laughs over what ava said she was going to do to her sister's ex. marco and bryana still had yet to arrive, and don was currently upstairs with a very heartbroken kenya.

"nah, cause i agree!" taryn's dad pops up out of nowhere, holding a gigantic hoodie that just happened to be mattia's merch, "he cheated on MY daughter? i- chile, lemme just stare at the wall,"

marco enters the house laughing slightly, "t, is your dad on stan twitter?"

"and is!" he kisses taryn's forehead, "i'm going to work, lovebug." taryn nods, ignoring the aww's coming from her friends. "make sure kenny's ok. and if that white boy tries coming over i have Raid in the kitchen, spray his roach ass." he walks out of the door, leaving all three kids laughing their asses off downstairs.

"can he be my dad too?" ava whines, sitting down on the couch.

taryn snorts, "that's the thing, ya thought he was joking." she then walks into the kitchen, bringing out two cans of Raid, with each of them specially labeled 'for kenya's bum ass ex-boyfriends,' and 'for taryn's skeezy ass ex-girlfriends.'

"i ain't got a gun, but this could probably come in handy," ava grins, taking one of the cans out of taryn's hands.

taryn starts climbing up the stairs into kenya's room, where she was greeted by the sight of kenya crying with her titties out.

"i'm not even gon ask," she raises her arms in defeat, looking over at donae who was as shocked as she was. "i ran her a bath and i told her to go take it, and when she took her shirt off, she spazzed!"

"i sent mattia a picture of my titties once and they looked exactly like this," she sniffs, falling back onto her bed.

"duh, titties don't change, dummy-" donae was cut off by taryn elbowing her in her side. "ow!"

"what she MEANT to say was," taryn forces a smile on her face, "fuck mattia, and fuck titties. all your friends are here to see you! if you wanna spend your entire day half naked and crying, then go brazy."
kenya sits up and groans, "fuck it." she walks into the bathroom though, closing the door behind her.

"thank God-" don sighed, falling backwards onto kenya's bed, but quickly shot up when sheheard kenya crying again.
both taryn and don groaned as they walked over to the bathroom door, opening it to see kenya crying while holding shower gel in her hands.