Bill Nye, the Bob Ross spy: a bobxbill fanfic (no smut 😤🤚)

Ch. 1 Bill's first meeting with Bob 🤰

It was 7 in the morning and an alarm clock was going off. Bill groaned as he lifted up his arm to slam onto the snooze button with all his might. He sheepishly opened up his eyes to the bright light coming from outside. He sat up straight to look at his phone. "Today's... Wednesday... Wednes- *GASP*!!!"

Bill jumped up from his position to quickly get ready. 'OMG OMG TODAYS THE DAY.' Bill was jumping around trying to get ready all at once, toothbrush still in his mouth, when he stopped to take a good look at himself in the mirror.

His eyes widened. "DAMN Shawty getting thick." He growled as he lowered his eyes, and started getting low. He was really enjoying the view.

It was only an hour later of checking himself out that he realized he was gonna be late. Bill quickly arrived to the company building, and slammed the door open causing one of the staff to spill coffee all over themselves. "IT BURNS I'M MELTING."

Bill shimmied his way out of there, convinced he just killed the wicked witch of the west. When Bill finally reached his dressing room he was frozen. His breathing quickened and his heart was beating rapidly. It was allergies, but then he saw him. Bob Ross.

Everything about him was so perfect. His perfectly round Afro, the way his eyes-wrinkles crease as he laughs. "Music to my ears." Bill thought. And Bobs plump lips that looked so enticing to Bill, he licked his own chapped lips.

That's when those very lips were getting closer and closer. Bill looked up to look at Bobs beautiful brown orbs. He was star struck, how can a man so beautiful be right in front of him?

"Hi, I'm Bob Ross. Nice to meet you." Bill squirmed he was so nervous he looked down and squeaked out a small hello. "You must be Bill Nye? Am I right?" Bill slowly nodded his head. They stood there in silence both males blushing.

Bob reached out his hand wanting a handshake, Bill does the same but much to their surprise Bill lifts his arm and yanks at Bobs Afro.

Bill successfully pulls at Bobs hair only to find out it's a wig??? He looks at Bobs fake Afro then back at Bob, they stare at each other for a while. That's when it hits Bill, 'I just snatched Bob Ross' Afro.'

Bills eyes widen as he turns around and dips. But then stops to have a whiff of Bobs Afro. 'It smells so good 😫.' He thinks as some of the dandruff gets in his nose.
-JG
Bill continues to run until he hears footsteps following closely behind him. He turns around and notices a man running towards him. 'Why does he look so familiar?' Bill thinks as the man gets closer to him.

Once the man gets close enough to Bill to smell his cheap cologne and old boogers crusted onto his lab coat, Bill realizes who it is.

"T-T-Tim?" Bill asks coyly.

Tim, from the classic educational show, Brain Pop, says nothing as he swiftly grabs Bob Ross' afro from Bill's hands. Tim turns around and runs back to Bob's dressing room.

Before Bill has time to process seeing his ex lover at the same place he's supposed to be filming with his crush, he gets rudely interrupted by the director, rushing him to the set to being filming Bob's 37th episode of "The Joy of Painting".

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Bob glares at Bill as he walks onto set, burning holes into his corneas. Bill blushes and looks down to hide it before the director interrupts their moment (once again 🙄) to tell them to take their places.

Bob walks over to his easel and turns his back to Bill, who is slowly walking out of frame to prepare for Bob to introduce him.

Bob does his usual intro before turning his head toward Bill, immediately making steamy, intense, yummylicious eye contact. Bill doesn't blush this time.

"All right everyone, today i have a special guest who some of you may know. Please allow me to introduce the incredible, thicc af, lowkey greasy..." Bob trails off as he gets lost in Bill's beautiful orbs.

"Um... i'm sorry, everyone. Excuse me, i got distracted. Bill Nye everyone!" Bob introduces his king.

Bill steps in frame with a new found confidence, knowing his power over Bob.

"Hey everyone, I'm Bill Nye, The Science Guy!" Bill projects playfully.

Bill looks over to Bob and sends him a playful wink. Once Bob and Bill finish the episode in which Bill teaches Bob all about the science of painting, Bill invites himself back to Bob's dressing room, hoping to spend more time with his long term crush.
-HJ

A/N: Thanks for reading our first real chapter guys. We really had a great time writing it. We hope y'all enjoyed it and thanks for already getting us 3 reads on our first part!
- Hugh Jass <3