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The Maze

Just imagine if they actually built an actual Glade, with the Maze and the Grievers and everything. They put in a whole bunch of fans and then see what would happen.

There would always be that person who's like, "I wanna go see a griever." And then stupidly run into the maze and get stung. I think that would be me i guess... i want to see a griever

There would be people like, "WHERES MY BAEEEEEEEEEEE!" thinking that the cast would be there. They would give up hope and then BAMMMMMM! The cast arrive in the box. Everyone starts screaming except for that one clueless person whose scratching their head thinking 'what the hell is going on over there?' but keeps their distance so they dont catch a cold or something

Then everyone would be fighting over who they get to spend time with... i'd most probably go and hide in the deadheads area and start carving a flute... even though i dont know how to play one

Then you got all the job choices and everything, like, if you got to be a runner the initial reaction would be to scream and jump around happily. I know I would be doing that myself but it's not about me. Then once you get into the maze your like, "can we stop now?" And then when you see a griever you'd be like, "GET ME OUT OF THIS SHUCKING MAZEEEEEE! I NEVER SIGNED UP TO DIEEEEE!" But you did, because in the really fine print is says, "going into the maze can kill you, signing this document would mean that you wouldn't care."

Basically, you either need to read more or you're really dumb... but have fun in the Glade though...... IT WOULD BE AMAZEING!!! Really bad pun im sorry

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