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song of the chapter: "booty city" -black joe lewis & the honeybeers
1982
"A strip club?"
I asked staring up at the pink neon sign
"Come on it'll be fun" Vince tried convincing me
I huffed "Will you buying the drinks?"
Vince shook his head up and down with excitement
I took the keys out of the ignition and slid out of the car
Walking in I noticed it was quite empty but it didn't surprise me the only people who go to strip clubs in the middle of the day were horny bastards and old perverts
The boys went and sat down at a table while I ordered drinks
"A bottle of vodka and 5 shots glasses please" I asked
The bartender chuckled "Well seems like you know how to have a fun Tuesday afternoon"
A girl with fair skin and blonde hair turned around, placing down the bottle on the bar
"You know it" I said giving her Vince's money
Heading back to the table I sat in between Tommy and Mick
I raised the bottle in the sky "Let's get fucked up"
2 hours and another bottle of vodka left us all intoxicated
I was laughing at something Tommy said but suddenly stopped "Shit guys how are we gonna get to my apartment?"
All the boys shrugged and continued laughing
I got up and walked to the pay phone on the wall and pushed a quarter in
The ringing of the phone hurt my ears but was soon soothed with Cal answering the phone
"Cal thank god you answered, can you come get the boys and me pleaseeeee"
"How the hell are you drunk on a Tuesday afternoon without me?"
"Pleaseeeee please please please pleassseeee" I whined
"Fine god just shut the hell up. Where are you?"
"The Pink Pony" I said in a child like voice
"A strip club, now I'm definitely mad at you for not inviting me" He huffed and slammed the phone down
Some time passed by before our night in shining armor came through the door
"My bestfriend Calvin has saved the day" I said sloppily throwing my arms around him
He swatted me away "Okay you inconsiderate fucks let's go"
We all got up and saluted him "Yes sir"
"Holy shit" Cal stopped in his tracks "that's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen"
His eyes were stuck on the blonde behind the bar
"Stay right here I'll be back" he said not taking his eyes off of her
I put my head on Nikki's shoulder "Well this is boring"
Finally he came back with a lipstick stain on his cheek and a folded up napkin
"Now let's go"
We filed into my car and headed back to my place
Walking in I was hit by a huge cloud of thick smoke
There brad sat with two other boys and a bong
"Did you really have to hotbox the living room, that's why you have a room" I smacked him on the back of his head "Now share with your big sis"
After I took a hit I kicked the two boys out and keep their weed
We all sat in a circle and got high, before I knew it we all were on the floor asleep having nice dreams about cotton candy clouds and boobs
