Holland walked into the room quickly. I tried sitting next to Blaine, but he didn't really give me the time of day. Huh.
Don't worry I plan on talking to him about the whole Sebastian incident after class. I would have told him yesterday, but I was so shaken up by it that I couldn't bring myself to look in the mirror. I mean technically it's cheating.. right? In my eyes it is, even if I rejected the kiss.
"Woah what happened to your face?" Kurt asked, looking at Sebastian, who was sitting in his chair rather annoyed. He had a big bruise on his left cheek. Where I slapped him. "Botox gone bad?"
"Listen here Bird Killer..." Sebastian said, looking at Kurt. "I have endless beauty. You wish your skin care routine matched mine."
"Bird killer?" Carrie asked. I looked to Kurt, confused.
"You take care of one bird that passes away! One!" Kurt said.
"Wait you killed Pavarotti?!" I asked looking at Kurt.
"I didn't mean to!" Kurt said, throwing his hands up in the air.
"Okay..." Holland said. "While I love listening to the story of how my boyfriend killed a tiny helpless bird with his hands wringer style, I have an announcement to make."
"I didn't snap his neck! He dropped dead!" Kurt said.
"It doesn't matter. He still died at your hand." Sebastian said.
"I was a freshman!" He said. All I could do was laugh.
"Okay. Anyway back to my very important announcement." Holland said, making the room fall quiet. "We will be preforming a fourth song, that will be our opener."
"Oh that's exciting." Kurt said, clapping his hands together.
"And the soloist are.." he said, causing suspense. "Sebastian and Cavanagh. Just give me a reason is your song!"
"Huh. I'm really surprised you didn't put Blaine on that solo." Autumn said.
"Yeah me too honestly." Sebastian said.
"Look, Sebastian has an amazing voice, and Blaine already has two solos." Holland said.
"Don't feed his ego." I said, rolling my eyes.
"No you agree with him, Cav." Sebastian said.
"Shut up Sebastian before I come over there and bruise the other side of your face." I said to Sebastian, who started to laugh.
"I'm so scared." He said in a monotone voice.
"I don't know Sebastian.. she punches hard." Autumn said, bringing a hand to her nose. "Psycho bitch."
"That's really sweet of you." I said to her, making her smile.
"Okay. So let me go through our set list. First song is Just Give Me A Reason and that will be sung by Sebastian and Cavanagh only. Then we have Love Song lead by the devils triplets Cavanagh, Autumn, and Carrie. My wonderful ladies will be dancing in the back. The boys will be doing misery, lead by Blaine, and then we will all come together for the best rendition of Dont Stop Believing by the best musical duo I think I've ever seen, Cavanagh and Blaine."
"I don't know, I think Kurt and his dead bird are a good musical duo." Sebastian said smugly.
"I don't know... I think that you and your rock salt slushy are a good musical duo." Kurt said, making Blaine and I wince at the memory.
"That was kinda harsh." Blaine said.
"Oh but he gets to make fun of my dead bird?!" Kurt asked.
"Technically he was my bird." Blaine said, making Kurt groan.
"Yeah! I was supposed to get Pavarotti! You killed him before I had the chance." I said.
"Look at you. Killing the dreams of a young girl." Sebastian said making me laugh.
"Sebastian, you're the cause of divorce, sadness, and puppy slaughter." Kurt said.
"Puppy slaughter?" Holland asked . "Darling we need to work on your comebacks."
"I love being the reasons problematic couples break up." Sebastian said. "And puppies are messy. Who needs them."
"Wait you don't like puppies?" I asked, looking back at him.
"No. Not really." He said, shrugging his shoulders.
"I dated a puppy hater?"
"Whoops." Sebastian said.
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Lady Warbler: The Second Chapter
Fanfiction"Sometimes high school sweethearts just don't last." Cavanagh is over high school. Her senior year was filled with many things, like the love of her boyfriend Sebastian. But things are different now.... it's time to face reality, and figure...
