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Ya boi needs sleep.

Klaus gotta Sugar Mommy. KLAUS GO WOOSH BUT BENNY REALLY DO DAT.

Baja, Mexicoo. There's a gay couple on 90 Fiance The Other Way in Mexico.

Cult. Cult. Cult. Personally I think that one bald guy has a crush on Klaus but he's no Dave.

Do not move Diego.

HAHAHAH GOOD MORNING FUCKERS I HAD THE WHOLE REST OF THIS CHAPTER WROTE AND CRACKPAD DELETED IT SO YA BOI IS GOING TO CRI TWICE

Don't be mean to Klaus.

I'm really loving Ben except I already know I'm going to be like fuck you later.

OMG Destiny's Children

Fun fact I can't whistle.

Vanya. I've already seen this scene. We like Vanya using her powers. Vanya's crop circles.

Luther....... He's a dummy.

Allison. I have an aesthetic crush (I think) on Allison. Pretty. She's badass too. I dunno she's my wife now.

Ok The Handler says no to abusing fish. Also what did she say to that boy?

Ben do your thing. Good job.

My question is why weren't they all turned into children? Weren't they children at the end of 1 x 10?

Mmm I kind of like kid. Harlan. I mean he likes hide and go seek, music but not too loud and fast, and seems to love Vanya.

I didn't need to see Diego in his underwear. This is why I'm not attracted to men.

Aw sad moments with Lila.

Diego is about to get laid.

I'm sick of Luther being so in love with Allison.

Luther is going to get fat off of chocolate like the rest of us depressed fucks.

SEVEN LANGUAGES?!?? DAMN.

Uh oh Dave time. Dave.

Don't do anything dumb. Klaus always does dumb shit.

Aw Dave you look like a baby. Don't confuse him, Klaus.

Eggshell.

Oooh paint mixer to vibrate I was about to be like oo kinky but it's a sad flashback.

Dave be looking at Klaus like, "Mmm he's weird but dick me."

Quit being mean to Klaus, Ben.

Lutherrrr you dummy why are you letting yourself get hit?

This reminds me of how poorly cops treat people.

DON'T HURT RAY HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

Luther and the moon........

Unrelated to TUA but Carole Baskin's zoo just got a new tiger.

Lila is the handlers daughter. That's supposed to be shocking but I know that.

Ok episode end.

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