"MOVE, I'm Gay." [] BNHA CHATFIC [] MHA

chaos..

A walking charger= Kaminari
Tape motherfuckers= Sero
PeepaPig=Mina
HARD. I'm HARD=Kirishima
I hear u👂=Jirou
BOOMer= Bakugou

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Ojirou: since when, I was add on this chat?

Midoriya: since yesterday, I'm sorry I add you without permission..😅

Ojirou: ah, its okay

A walking charger change ojirou's name to 'FluffyTail'

FluffyTail: why...

A walking charger: because its the truth!

A walking charger change Tokoyami's name to 'Chicken of darkness'

Tape motherfuckers change Todoroki's name to 'KillslEndeavor2020'

A walking charger change Sato's name to 'HahaSugarGoBrrrr'

A walking charger change yaoyorozu's name to 'GOD'

Tape motherfuckers change Iida Tenya's name to 'HEneedaholyWATER'

HARD. I'm HARD: wait, this is illegal..

HARD. I'm HARD change Tape motherfuckers name to 'GAYTape'

GAYTape: thanks bro..

HARD. I'm HARD: no problem bro..

A walking charger: SERO, YOU'RE GAY???

GAYTape: seriously kaminari..? I kissed you 20 minutes ago..

GAYTape delete one message..

HARD. I'm HARD: its okay bro... Your secret save with me...

PeepaPig: what are you guys hiding?? :( you won't told me?? :'(

GAYTape: sorry mina... but I can't tell you..

PeepaPig: top 10 Anime betrayal

BOOMer: CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TALKING!?

I hear u👂: but we're not talking...

I hear u👂: we're TYPING

KillsEndeavor2020: woah, I like my name.

GAYTape: Thanks

HARD. I'm HARD: wait..

HARD. I'm HARD change Kouda's name to 'UwU'

HARD. I'm HARD change shinsou's name to 'Ihatepeoplearoundme'

GAYTape change Hagakure's name to 'youcan'tseemebecauseimthe johnceena'

Youcan'tseemebecauseimthe John ceena: Seriously...

GAYTape: Y E S

GAYTape change Tsuyu's name to 'kerbitch'

GAYTape change Midoriya's name to 'BREAKYOURBONES!'

HARD. I'm HARD change shouji's name to 'Kakashi.With 8arms'

GAYTape change Aoyama's name to '✨Icantstopsparkling'

HARD. I'm HARD change Ocharaka's name to Kirby_With.a.knife

Kirby_with.a.knife: I don't get it..

Youcantseemebecauseimthe johnceena change their name to '👁️👄👁️'

GAYTape: why :(

👁️👄👁️: because, I  C A N 

HaHaSugarGoBrrr: wait, since when I got into this chat?

✨Icantstopsparkling: since the mistake maker add you to this conversation.✨

BREAKYOURBONES!: aoyama, are you still angry, because I yeet your cheese out of my window?

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BOOMer change their name to XplosionMurder

HARD. I'm HARD change XplosionMurder's name to 'Grandpa👺'

Grandpa👺: FUCK YOU

HARD. I'm HARD: No, thanks

A walking charger: he means *Yes, please

Kakashi.with 8Arms: Kaminari, you better run. I heard doors open.

A walking charger: HOLY SHIT, I SAW A KETCHUP IN FRONT OF MY DORM. HE WAS HOLDING A KNIFE.

I hear u👂: he means kirishima (ketchup).

A walking charger: OH. SUGAR. HONEY. ICE. TEA.

Chicken of darkness:  rest. In. Peace.

FluffyTail: wow, I saw kaminari running towards elevator like he was about to die.

A minutes later...

KillsEndeavor2020: why are kaminari singing, "My no no square."  In the elevator? He won't let me enter the elevator. And he keep screaming "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE, THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE." Whenever I let a one step to the elevator. Why is he do that?

Kerbitch: read up.

HahaSugarGoBrrr: I guess, he needs some milk?

PeepaPig: no. He needs some sero

HEneedsaholyWATER: read my name.

BREAKYOURBONES!: guys, why is kirishima-kun holding a knife and asking me "where is kaminari" ?

A walking charger: NO NO, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE.

I hear u👂: he means: "DON'T TELL HIM"

BREAKYOURBONES!: eh? I'm sorry but I tell him.

Ihatepeoplearoundme: why am I heard kaminari let a high pitched screeaming? I can hear him from 4th floor.

Chicken of darkness: RIP. well, I guess we can start the funeral now?

HARD. I'm HARD: no shit, wait I'm not finishing.

A walking charger: NO, NO, MY NO, NO SQUARE.

PeepaPig: jirou, translate.

I Hear u👂: he means: "STOP, TORTURING ME KIRISHIMA."

Ihatepeoplearoundme: ohoho? This is interesting, what kind of torture you gave him kirishima?

HARD. I'm HARD: I'm just eating hamburger in front of him.

HARD. I'm HARD: After stabbed him with a knife in his stomach.

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PeepaPig: what a thing, that always comes up and never comes down?

Grandpa👺: the amount of stress you always bring to me?

BREAKYOURBONES!: balloons?

GAYTape: Your weight?

Tamaki Amajiki: my fears with a potatoes?

HARD. I'm HARD: Amajiki senpai? Since when you got into this chat? :/

KillsEndeavor2020: my fear on a noise from the boil water inside a kettle?

Kirby_with.a.knife: you afraid with a kettle?

KillsEndeavor2020: don't questions me, questions my mother. its terrifying, okay?

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:'D

I hate my jokes, WTF-

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