THE LOVE HOST

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Deku- BREAKYOURBONES!
Bakugou- grandpa👺
Todoroki- KillsEndeavor2020
Kirishima- HARD. I'm HARD
Kaminari- A walking charger
Shinsou- ihatepeoplearoundme
Iida- HEneedaholyWATER
Sero- GAYTape
Tokoyami- Chicken of darkness
Jirou- I hear u👂
Mina- PeepaPig
Uraraka- Kirby_with.a.knife
Momo- GOD
Tsuyu- Kerbitch
Shouji- Kakashi.with 8Arms
Sato- HahaSugarGoBrrr
Aoyama- ✨Icantstopsparkling
Kouda- UwU
Ojiro- FluffyTail
Hagakure- 👁️👄👁️
Mineta- minetai (mineta + hentai) 🗿

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A walking charger: GAYS

HEneedaholyWATER: *Guys

I hear u👂: nah. *Lesbian

Icantstopsparkling: *bi-sexual

FluffyTail: *Homosexual

Chicken of darkness: *Homiesexual

A walking charger: NO. STOP, LISTEN

A walking charger: I saw...kiribaku on their studydate..

PeepaPig: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

👁️👄👁️: SPILL THE T E A.

A walking charger: Kirishima sit across bakugou, I don't know but thEIR KNEES IS TOUCHING.

KillsEndeavor2020:Are they wear a socks? If they're wearing a socks on, that's mean NO HOMO.

PeepaPig: NO, SHUSH. Continue denki.

A walking charger: bAKUGOU POINTING AT SOMETHING ON KIRISHIMA'S BOOKS, WAIT. The waiter comes and give them a drink.

A walking charger: WWAAHHHH!!! LOOKS LIKE KIRISHIMA WAS TRYING TO FLIRT. Let's see is that WORK?!?

A walking charger: ITS FUCKING WORK!!!! NOW BAKUGOU'S FACE WAS RED LIKE A FUCKING TOMATOES, AND NOW He avoid eye contact with kirishima. WOOOOOHHHH!!! KIRISHIMA KEEP SMIRKING AT HIM.

A walking charger: and now they sit in silence.

A walking charger: lets see, WHO IS GONNA BREAK THE SILENT.

KillsEndeavor2020: kaminari, are you present mic secret love child or something? You sound like a HOST on a festival.

Kirby_with.a.knife: TODOROKI, SHUT YOUR KEYBOARD UP. Continue.

A walking charger: kirishima WENT TO WHISPER SOMething to bakugou.

A walking charger: WOOOOOOO!!! BAKUGOU WAS BLUSHING LIKE A MESS, KIRISHIMA SMIRKING ON HIS EARS, honestly that's gay. OOOHH!! Bakugou Walk away from Flirtyishima.

A walking charger: bakugou enter the bathroom. OOOHHHHHHHH!!!! KIRISHIMA FOLLOWING BEHIND HIM!!!

A walking charger: NOW, BAKUGOU WAS STARING AT THE MIRROR, WITH KIRISHIMA BEHIND HIM!!

A walking charger: KIRISHIMA DO HIS FIRST MOVE, HE TOUCH BAKU'S NO NO ZONE!!

A walking charger: OOOOOOOO!!!!

A walking charger: GOOAALLSSS!!!! KIRIBAKU WAS MAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

A walking charger: I'M OUT, I lost my virgin eyes because of this.

👁️👄👁️: SEND AN AMBULANCE. MINA WAS PASSED OUT.

Kerbitch: uraraka, you okay? I hear you screaming from the 5th floor.

Kirby_with.a.knife: I Can't breathe

Kerbitch: WAIT I'M COMING IN MINUTES

Minetai: Gae

GAYTape: mineta!? I taught you're Homopobic

Minetai: I'm not? Well I'm a fudanshi, Got a problem with that?😐

GAYTape: What? No no no, its fine

I hear u👂: I can't believe this...

GOD: can't believe what?

I hear u👂: the fact that, BAKUGOU IS AN UKE.

BREAKYOURBONES!: what does Uke means?

I hear u👂: it's a persokakw9/#($=jabv#w

HEneedaholyWATER: DON'T DARE YOU TELL OR RUINED HIS PURENEST. OR I'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE.

BREAKYOURBONES!: But- i want to know the meaning of uke :(

KillsEndeavor2020: Its nothing, Izuku.

BREAKYOURBONES!: DID you call me, Izuku?

KillsEndeavor2020: what do you mean, midoriya?

👁️👄👁️: HELLO? ANYBODY? SEND A FUCKING AMBULANCE, URARAKA AND MINA IS PASSED OUT.

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That's for today, Tomorrow? Who knows...🗿

= explaination=

What is Uke? Uke in the straight relationship, is the girl or I can tell a BOTTOM

What is Fudanshi? Fudanshi is like fujoshi, but this one is a male reader.

What is fujoshi? Fujoshi is a female that Likes to read manga with YAOI/YURI in it.

WORDS: 569

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