Bunnies •DRAMAtical murder neko fanfic• boyxboy

2 Bunnies

"Great now I have to find a dumbass ball of blue fur," he complained. He followed the direction the cat went and wound up in a park. There were trees, benches, a playground, and everything else you would find in a park. As he walked to the center of the park where there was a big fountain, he heard a faint yowling noise. As he got closer to the fountain he noticed that the noise was coming from inside the fountain which was only two or three feet deep. He saw the cat struggling to swim inside the fountain and started to laugh at the cat. He waited until the cat was near death until he finally got the cat out of the fountain. The cat knowing that Noiz had done that on purpose started to claw and scratch. Noiz was surprised at this and fell into the fountain getting wet. He started to choke the kitty complaining how it was all his fault and how he was gonna get it. He made his way back to the pet shop around 6 and asked for a refund. The old man held up a sign that said NO REFUNDS in all caps. Noiz's face fell from one of happiness to anger. He held back everything he had from yelling at the old man. So instead he smiled at the old man and instead bought items that he would need for the ball of fur. Oh how much I hate this cat he thought. He walked back home wet with the cat in his arms. The cat had fallen asleep from being worn out by everything that happened today. When Noiz got to his apartment he took his shoes off and decided to make himself some food. He put the cat on the couch and put everything he bought where they needed to be. He went to the kitchen and made himself a quick meal and decided to crash for the night.

Noiz woke up at 11 and decided that he would then make some breakfast. While he was making breakfast he felt a pair of eyes bore holes into the back of his head. He turned to find that the cat was looking at him as if he was asking for breakfast. He got the cat bowl and poured some cat food in the bowl. The cat however did not eat the cat food and instead wanted some of Noiz's pancakes. "Think you're too good for cat food huh?" He asked the cat. The cat replied with meow and started to steal Noiz's food. "Hey!" He said, "that's my food!" The cat however didn't give two fucks and yawned in his face with his pancake breath.
Noiz stayed quiet for a moment and then a wicked grin started to appear on his face. "Oh kitty" he called in a sing songy voice, "time for your bath." The cat seemed to understand this word and ran to another room with Noiz chasing after him. He finally corned the cat in his room and closed the door. He made his way over to the cat and manhandled him all the way to the bathtub. He turned the water on and then tossed the cat into the water unceremoniously. "HAHAHA cat that's what you get," Noiz started to yell at the kitten. The kitten however gave up and looked as if he was about to cry from all the stress that was going on. The cat remained quiet after that. While the cat was quiet Noiz realized how mean he had been and decided to give the kitten a name. He named the cat blueball because of his color. The cat said nothing and ran off when the bath was done.
A few hours later~~~
"Ohhhh kitty," Noiz called. He couldn't find the cat anywhere until he came across a blue tail sticking out of his drawer. Oh no Noiz thought he's not in that drawer is he. Noiz's face seemed to pale when he reached the drawer the cat had been in. He threw the cat out of the drawer and searched it for any signs of his 'special item' when there were no traces of the item in the drawer he realized the cat must have done something, but since the cat doesn't have any hands what could he have done. He stopped and thought for a while until it hit him that the cat must've ate it. He ran and started to yell at the cat, "do you know how precious 'it' was?!?!!!"
The cat had eaten Noiz's precious 'thing' from all the stress he had been receiving. "Cough it back up right now!" He threatened the cat. Noiz who was now on the verge of tears started to sob, "cough back up my precious magical bunny rock." :'(
Noiz had a rock that he had found while walking on the road one day and treasured the stone above everything.
Noiz had locked himself up in his room after that not coming out. He had fallen asleep until the next day.
He woke to find the next day that the blue ball of fur had multiplied in size by at least one hundred and took on the shape of a human. "What the fuck??!" Noiz screamed aloud. At the naked guy at the foot of his bed. He took note that human was still sleeping and walked over to poke it. He jumped back in fright when he found that the 'human' had cat ears and a tail. Noiz didn't really know what to do with the thing so instead curiosity got the better of him and he touched his ears. The human started to....purr? Noiz was amused at the thought of the human purring and wanted to touch the human's tail. Noiz had a tough time trying to grab the things tail because it kept on swooshing around, but when he did the cat made a sound close to a moan. Startled Noiz took a few steps back wondering if he just molested a sleeping cat/human. The cat started to whimper almost as if it was complaining that he had left the tail. He mustered up all of his courage and grabbed the cat's tail one last time. The cat made a sound that was definitely a moan and woke up. Startled the cat looked at his tail and saw the hand. He then followed the hands to see that Noiz was grabbing his tail in a very sexual way. The cat felt so assaulted that Noiz had the nerve to do that and jumped back ten feet.
"What are you doing in my house?" Noiz asked the cat. "Well then what where you doing with my tail!" The creature replied. The cat had been so surprised that words had actually come from his mouth. He wondered what was wrong with him and looked down to see that he had a human body.
"Ahhhhhhh!!!" The person screamed.
"What's wrong?" Noiz asked.
"I'm a human??" The person replied.
"What else would you be you moron," Noiz replied. "Now what are you doing in my house?" He asked again, but with more force.
"Well," the creature said, "I was being normal until I fell asleep and woke up like this."
"You woke up like that?" Noiz asked.
"Yeah it was after you yelled at me and kicked me out of the room," the cat said.
"..................you're the one who ate my magical bunny rock? I'm gonna rip your tail off and shove it down your throat!!!"