When Noiz woke up he could feel something hard pressing into his side. He noticed that the "sharp" object would not go away and looked down with one eye open. He saw Aoba cuddled into his side with his arms wrapped around him. Don't tell me that thing was... Noiz thought. Aoba let out a small yawn and stretched his arms in the cutest way ever. Noiz slapped himself mentally thinking that there was no way that stretching could be cute and there was no way Aoba was cute. Noiz shook Aoba awake. "Hi," Aoba told Noiz dreamily. "Yeah, hi whatever but I think you have a problem," he told Aoba. "What do you mean?" Aoba asked him. Noiz was started to get irritated by Aoba's stupidity. He pulled all the covers off and pointed at Aoba's dick but found that there was no "problem."
"You.. you PERVERT!!" Aoba started to scream at Noiz. "And what's wrong with it nothing's wrong with "it" so don't point at it," Aoba started to scream at Noiz.
Aoba started to get teary eyed and asked Noiz, " are you saying that it's small?" Noiz turned bright red like a tomato and stormed out their room to go take a shower. I could have sworn he had an erection he thought. What else was poking me then. It then hit Noiz how stupid he was being by thinking of Aoba's man parts. Noiz took off all his clothes and took a shower. There was a knock on the bathroom door and a whining noise coming from outside. "Noiz I gotta pee," Aoba said. Noiz got scared and almost slipped and cracked his head open. "Dumbass," Noiz mumbled to himself. "Wait until I'm done taking a shower," he told Aoba. "But I have to go really really bad. Please Noiz I really have to go."
Since Noiz wasn't into that kind of stuff where the guys would pee themselves he went to go unlock the door.
Aoba's POV~~
As soon as he heard the door unlock Finally, he thought, now I can go pee. He walked in on a naked Noiz about to get back in the shower. "AHHHH!!" Aoba started to scream and covered his eyes. Noiz started to scream at him, "stupid I didn't tell you to come in yet!"
My poor virgin eyes Aoba thought. He tried to erase the mental image of naked Noiz and went on with his business. "No peeking," he told Noiz.
"You dumbass!" Noiz started to say, "there wouldn't be anything to peek at anyway."
Aoba's pride was wounded so he came back with, "says the guy that I just saw naked you have a small,"
"GET OUT!" Noiz started to scream at Aoba.
Noiz POV~~
He's such an annoying butthole he thought. Starting from now on I'm going to ignore him.
He won't get any attention from me and my hot bod!!
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