"You asshole you ate my rock!!!" Noiz started to scream at the cat.
"I'm sorry," the cat started to cry out, "I didn't know it was that special to you."
Noiz started to feel sorry for the cat and started to cool down. "It's okay," he said, "the rock wasn't that important."
The cat now felt a little bit better and decided that he would be quiet so he could let Noiz calm down. After Noiz calmed down, it left them in an awkward silence. Realization hit him and he started to panic. "What do I do?" Noiz started talking to himself, "there's no way I can take care of two people." The cat looked at him with big round eyes and asked, "are you going to kick me out?"
"No, I won't kick you out," Noiz replied. "But first you need to know the house rules."
1. If you make a mess then you clean it.
2. Do not constantly ask me questions.
3. No leaving the house by yourself.
4. No eating all the food in the house.
5. Always flush the toilet after use.
"Sounds easy, I guess," the cat said. The cat stood up and decided to stretch. Noiz started to blush furiously. "What's wrong Noiz are you sick?" He asked as he started to come closer. "Do not come near me!" He said to the cat.
"Why not?" The cat replied.
"You're still naked! Go put some freaking clothes on!"
"No, I don't feel like it," the cat replied, "and you're mean!"
"How am I mean?!" Noiz asked the cat.
The cat started to become ready eyed and said, "you haven't been asked me for my name."
"Your name is blueball duh," said Noiz.
"No, that's an ugly name that you gave me," the cat said.
Noiz was offended, but he remained quiet so that the cat could tell about himself.
"Well my name is Aoba and I hate bunnies. They are so dumb with their big ugly ears and their puffy bunny tails. I like to sleep, eat, and cuddle,"
"You hate bunnies?!??" Noiz asked Aoba, "and wait what do you mean by cuddle?"
"Yes I hate bunnies and I like cuddling like this see."
Aoba crawled over to Noiz and started to nuzzle his neck. Noiz was so surprised that he pushed Aoba off his lap and stood up to go find him so clothes. Noiz didn't talk to Aoba after that because he was so flustered after what had happened. Aoba decided to follow Noiz around while he was doing chores.
"Noiz are you still mad at me?" Aoba asked.
"Hm," Noiz replied.
Aoba wasn't really sorry about what he did and didn't understand why Noiz was so mad at him. "Why are you mad at me I didn't do anything wrong," Aoba said. Noiz finally said his first few words after staying quiet for about two hours. "Well you jumped in my lap while you were naked. Isn't that a good enough reason?" Noiz told Aoba. "You didn't like it?" Aoba asked Noiz. "Stupid don't ask me questions like that!" Noiz said not able to look him directly in the eyes. "Well Aoba is not sorry because he liked it," Aoba said while walking away. Noiz watched Aoba walk away with wide eyes and replied with, "whatever" and went to the kitchen to go make them some food. " What would you like to eat?" Noiz asked Aoba. Aoba said, "he didn't care", so Noiz just ended up making whatever and went to sleep.Aoba POV~~
"I didn't really do anything wrong did I?" Aoba asked himself. All I did was sit in his lap right? Aoba decided that he should apologize for what he did and went to Noiz's room, but found him asleep instead. "If he sleeps in the bed where do I sleep?" Aoba wondered to himself. Aoba thought for a minute and decided that he would sleep in the bed too. Besides it was cold on the floor so he would have an excuse. He got under the covers beside Noiz. He's so warm Aoba thought. After a while he started to get hot so instead he took his shirt off and got back under the covers. A few minutes later Aoba had almost fallen asleep, but not before Noiz put his arms around Aoba and started to cuddle into him. Aoba started blushing furiously with his back faced to Noiz. He's so weird he thought. Aoba had fallen asleep while arguing with himself whether Noiz was cute or not.
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FanfictionNoiz was wandering down the streets of Midorijima, Japan thinking of how awful life would be to own a cat. All they would ever do is mess up your furniture and create huge messes left for the owner to clean. Never would Noiz have thought that one da...