===scene one===
{erised}- the mirror that shows you, your desires.
right now Alex, Dumbledore and Harry were in the room and were looking into it....well not that either Dumbledore or Harry could see him, but he was still there in the room.
Harry: what is this professor?
Albus: Erised...the mirror showing you what you desire the most...what do you see harry?
Harry: my family professor...my mom and dad...
Alex: (Oh you pure soul...i almost want to revive them....almost)
Harry: what do you see professor?
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---inside the mirror (albus POV)---
Albus: Yes, Harry~! HARDER! F*CK ME HARDER~! <3
---back ot the normal POV---
Albus: i see socks....THICC wool socks...
===scene two===
Alex: hey Raynare...
Raynare: what do you want.
she said with venom in her voice.
Alex: is it bad that i perv after a 14 year old loli-serial killer?
....
Raynare: you sick fuc-
FBI: THIS IS THE FBI OPEN UP!
he heard someone screaming which was fallowed by a series of explosion that made holes in the whole house. After that FBI agent started to come trough them and restrained Alex.
FBI: PEOPLE LIKE YOU BELONG IN JAIL!
another FBI agent: YOU DISGUST ME!
they said as they kicked him and punched him while pulling him into the back of their Van and driving away.
Raynare: ...........................................................
===scene nr three===
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
ITS WET! why is it so wet?!
he said as was trying to get out pool of sticky liquid that he fell into while fighting Mephisto.
Alex: UGH! WHAT IS THIS SMELL?! ...i think i swallowed some of it.
Mephisto: HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
Alex: the fuck you are laughing about!?
Mephisto: that was the river stinks MORTAL! now its only a matter of seconds before you die!
...1 sec....
...2 sec...
...3 sec...
...4 sec...
Alex: oh, yeah forgot to mention im immortal.
Mephisto: wha-
Alex: BUT! if this really is the River Stinks...then it means it also harmful for demons-
he said with a sadistic grin as he took out a 14 inch long and 6 inch thick Barbed wire Dildo and soaked in the river.
Alex: -right~?
he said with a sweet smile while looking at the Mephisto.
...
Mephisto: s-stay back!
...
Alex: COME TO DADDY!
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making deals across the multiverse
Fanfictionwho would have thought that being a satanist would end up benefiting me... well, time to go and collect some souls for my new boss SATAN!