this country is corrupted, weird, and a complete anomaly, the people here dont know about the existence of water and instead they have something called "Russian vodka" that they use to clean themself's, water-ugh, i mean vodka their flowers and of course...drink it.
the substance itself is very weird, and abnormal, even though it is liquid, it seems as when your tongue makes contact with it, some kind of fire magic takes place and it burns it with the power of 1,000 active volcanoes.
futhermore it seems to give the race of "Russians" (come on, lets be honest, Russian's are their own race) some kind of inhuman and unnatural power.
*looks left*
hmm...
*looks right*
unfortunately it also seems to give them some sort of mental instability...
(for any Russian here, sorry this is all for the sake of comedy...nah, you all are fucked up and you know it, but dont worry, thats why the world loves you <3)
but he was not here for them, he was here for...HIM!
the most powerful man on planet earth, the guy who can bitch slap Saitama with his dick and kill him! the man who's fart was noted to move at supersonic speed and destroy everything in its way! ...it's...IT'S...!
SLAV MAN!!
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Alex: yes...finnaly! A WORTHY OPONENT!! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDA-
Slav man: *burp*
Alex:
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at the end, slav man was too powerful.
---in "My little pony" world (ponnyvile)---
Alex: are you sure i can do thi-
Satan: yes, fuck this dimension they dont deserve to live, the peopl-ponies are to stupid to left alive.
Alex: arent you gonna be in trouble for this my lord?
Satan: meh, my bro will probably be mad for destroying a non-corrupted world, but at the end of the day its just him being a drama queen.
he didnt really knew how one can be a drama queen when the subject of the fight was destroying a world but meh, not his problem.
At the end of the day Alex looted some treasures, killed some ponies and destroyed that super important tree that he forgot the name of...it was a interesting 2 hours
---in Scooby dobby doo world---
Velma: the zombie monster was....
As she tried to take off the "mask" the whole head was ripped out showing that the monster, this time was real.
The mystery gang: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
Alex: ahahhahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!
---in undertale (Underground)---
Wait frisk is 14?!
How!! She looked do SMOL in the game !
Furthermore she ...is...so...CUTE!!
...
Frisk: *exist*
Alex: i shall protect this cinnamon roll with my life if i have too!!
He said as he picked up the very confused frisk, while other monsters were staring at him weirdly
---the owl house (i freaking love this cartoon)---
Amity: LUZ!! Hi! What arę you doing here? I mean i know what are you doing, this is the school! you study here! Like me...hehehe...
...
Alex: *from a distance* OMG JUST KISS HER ALREADY!
Amity: k-ki-kiss!??
Said the green haired witch in training as she was too embarrassed to even question the origin of the voice
Luz: wha- Who is there!?
Screamed Luz as she tried to located the person Who said that
Eda: * from a distance* i agree just smooch already!
Luz: Eda!??
While Luz was becoming more and more confused, Amity just straight up passed out from embarrassment.
---infinity train---
Alex:...
Alex number: π
Alex: ...isnt π infinite?...damn im worse then i thought...
---gravity falls---
Bill cypher: stop! Please! Have some humanity!
Alex:...no
He said and eat the last pizza slice
---a crusade trough the multiverse---
(Y/N): so you are saying you worship Satan?
Alex: yes.
(Y/N): HERETIC! DEUS VULT!
That day everyone in Vale saw a teenage boy wearing crusader armor running after a guy with white hair
At some point a guy with huge horns showed up but when he saw what was happening he just left without saying a Word.
---steven universe---
Steven: noo!! Leave Pearl Alone!
Alex: sorry cant do that.
After saying that Alex put the gem into his mouth and started rating it with a audible crunching
Steven watched in horror as all his gem friends were eaten by this...this...MONSTER!
but what could he do? He was just a kid, and he doesnt even know how to use his gem powers ...
He could only cry as Alex pinned him to the ground and ripped his gem out, probably to be eaten as well
(A/N: yup! He just FUCKING killed Steven)
---konosuba---
Alex: well, i can "explode" in you if you know what i mean 😏😏
Megumi: *brain e.x.e stopped working*
suddenly the every window shattered and FBI agents started swarming trough them
Alex: ah, shit its time to go!
FBI: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Alex: YOU NEVER WILL CATCH ME ALIVE!
---mario?---
Alex: okay where am i?
???: who dares to invade the castle of bowse-
omg he is in fucking mar-
???: -tte!
-io?
he quickly turned around only to be greeted with.
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Bowsette: as punishment you shall pay with bloo- WHY ARE YOU PANTS DOWN!?!
Alex:
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---2 hours later---
Bowsette: *huff* *huff* so...will you visit often?
