making deals across the multiverse

foxy boy is getting better.

Since this is the last chap for this book, for a while, it will be EXTRA long.

No need to thank me, i am an benevolent god.

God (y/n): so you a god now?

Uuuhhh....

Satan: the fuck you both doing in my book?

Your book? I have been writing it for you!! You locked me in a basement! I didn't even know that hell had a basement!?

Satan: stop complaining, I'm not paying you for whining.

You don't pay me at all!

Satan: i don't? Okay, one chicken pizza with extra cheese for an hour then.

You are a saint among men sir.

God (y/n): imma head out, and creampie Neo, yang and Blake in an orgy with the help of clone's, bye.

Bye

Satan: see you later bro.

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I ducked under a flying knee that would hit my face, then I leaned to the right to evade a punch, that once again...was aimed at my face.

Alex: don't just aim at my head and stomach, remember where I told you to hit.

A momentary stop, and then a nod. Naruto then began to once again to attack me. It was immediately obvious that he took my words to heart. All hits were aimed to cause a lot of pain, and more serious damage.

Yup, that's right! I was teaching Naruto taijutsu! It was a serious problem that I had to fix.

When he first showed me his stance, it took everything in me to not cringe. But judging by his disheartened face I failed miserably.

The "huh, this doesn't feel uncomfortable at all" comment I got, after fixing his stance made me realize just how much the academy teacher's tried to sabotage his training.

No combat stance should feel "uncomfortable", if it does, you are doing something wrong!

Well at least it's good that he felt uncomfortable, because it will help overwrite it. If he would grow accustomed to it, it would be one hell of a bitch to make him remember a new stance.

Muscle memory and all...

We spend 3 days training taijutsu, and Naruto is clearly a genius.

Don't get me wrong, he is not rock Lee, or even Sasuke level. He is just average. But the fact he is average, in just 3 days shows that he is a genius.

Most people would still be a karate master wannabe, but Naruto skipped the amateur stage, and went straight into the Average stage.

But then again, he always was a genius, wasn't he? Even in the original anime/manga.

Many turn a blind eye to it -for some fucking reason- but Naruto is in fact...a genius.

He learned shadow clone jutsu in just one hour. Which is also a forbidden technique!

He mastered the rasengan in...what, a month? While it took 3 years for his father, to create it! And many more months for jiraya Not only that, he completed it by managing to add a nature transformation to it, creating the Rasenshuriken!

Not only that, the Rasenshuriken was made into a forbidden technique as well!

He managed to learn perfect sage mode, something not even jiraya was able to do!

"He has power only because of the Ninetails!" SHUT THE FUCK UP! NARUTO QUITE LITERALLY BEAT KURAMA TO AQUIRE HIS CHAKRA!

He beat up the most powerful tailed beast -as if, "holds the most of the chakra then other tail beast"- (not counting the tentails) with the only help coming from his mom, and a single save from killer b'ee! After that it was all him