Golden Knight -SCP X Male!SCP!Reader-

ONE

Y/N woke up in a unfamiliar setting, it was a bedroom he guessed and the 'SCP Foundations' Cell for him, he got up in and glanced in the vanities reflect that was place close by. he was wearing a somewhat larger than usual dark shirt and sports shorts. He went to the closet place a couple of inches, perhaps a couple of feet from the vanity. he opened it and discovered all his adored garments, he put on his typical outfit "damn, how long has it been, I'm hungry as shit...." Y/N moaned.

he looked around the room and sighed it was small but he could make due with it.

He saw an entryway and opened it "this is stunning, surprised those ass hats do realize how to deal with an adorable boy like me!" Y/N screeched as he sat on the love seat he'd got "That charming loli kid must've educated them regarding my 'high requests' well some may call it avarice, yet I believe it's a need" Y/N said to nobody truly.

He tumbled off the sofa and quickly found the kitchen he saw the ice chest as loaded up with extraordinary meats yet in addition leafy foods since Y/N must have an alluring figure to bait the young men! Also, future suppers! "This spot is so cool!"

Y/N took a bit of crude meat and snacked on it, it tasted great however would be better new, and particularly better in the event that he had been the one to chase and slaughter the prey! In any case, since Y/N knew this was the way he would live for the remainder of his endless days he needed to manage it, yet they may let him chase on a few... what was that idiot, shit for brains, useless, piece of shits name?! ahem... Robin call them, D-ass, D-dass, D-class? no it was I think it was D-Bois! Yes maybe she could chase some D-Bois!

Some man that helped me to remember that lazy sack of shit who's a fail abortion and a disappointment to the entire fucking world! Strolled in "a SCP is coming in, endeavor to hurt them and your food will be cut off for a month" said an exhausting and monotone voice. "alright!" Y/N shouted.

some men hauled a fucking statue in and Y/N just stared at it "don't blink" said one of the men said Y/N holds one of its hands... uh nubs...? he blink and his once nubs become hands and Y/N looks at his face "honey your taking a fucking bath" Y/N scoffs "uh-" the once statue if cut off by Y/N dragging him to the bathroom.

"Damn, this a nice place you got here, mind sharing with lil ol' me?" Billy says "I wouldn't mind sharing with you, Billy" Y/N smirks, with a blush on his tan grayish (what even is that color) skin "w-who's Billy?" he asked "you, I figured you have no name is I hope you don't mind, silly Billy" Y/N smirks "it's fine!" Billy says "now strip!" Y/N says with the biggest smile and Billy just stared at him "your taking a bath remember...?" Y/N asked "o-oh yeah!" Billy says stripping as he gets in the bath, you do the same "didn't know you wanted me that much~" Billy said seductively, then Y/N splashes him, so a splash war began.

after a while the two males got out the bath and got dressed, Billy wore a hoodie that was bloody and was the same color as his original skin, is it even considered skin? Anyway, they went to Y/N's room, the guards heard a lot of screaming so they checked the camera, they never knew were they got UNO cards...

Later Billy had to go and turned normal which was really sad. Y/N laid in bed cuddle the fat ducks he had to go, He went to the dresser and pulled out a sheet of paper and other stuff and drew Billy Boy and himself on the top it said "best friends" but the bottom said "(also UNO enemies)" Y/N giggled "next time I see him I'll give it to him"