Hamilton Reacts to Hamilships! ✔

Second: Mullette!

After the Hamilsquad had recovered from Lams, E opened up the blue box again. "Our next ship: Mullette."

Again she clicked, and...

"I'm sorry, what?" Hercules said, covering his eyes.

"What is this?!" Lafayette shouted.

"This is Mulligan and Lafayette, a.k.a. Mullette. People also call it Laffigan."

"Why would they have two ship names?" Maria asked.

"Well, Mullette sounds a lot like...mullet."

"What's a mullet?" Seabury asked.

E hesitated. "Do you really want to know?"

"Yes," everyone agreed.

"Okay, you asked for it." E pulled up a picture and everyone screamed.

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"Laffigan. Laffigan!" John shouted.

"Jesus, my eyeballs!" Angelica said.

"Yeah. Okay, let me show you the next two pictures and then we'll vote."

"Okay, that's actually cute," Eliza said.

Laf and Hercules kept looking at each other out of the corners of their eyes. E smirked.

"Holy sheet. That's adorable," Alex said. He didn't actually say sheet but let's try to keep this PG, yeah?

"Wait, is Lafayette wearing heart socks?"

"Okay, let's vote."

"Ship!" Alex and John said in unison.

"Ship!" the Schuyler sisters said.

"Sink," Maria said.

"Are you insane? Ship!" Madison said.

"Sink. That looks way too much like me for comfort," Jefferson said.

"Eh...ship, I guess," Burr said.

"Ship. But if you hurt my son I will throttle you," Washingdad said menacingly to Hercules.

"Ship," Seabury and Lee said.

"Sink. Again. Seriously, I hate these guys," King George said.

"Okay, with ten ships and three sinks, Mullette wins! Let's move on."