Jamilamilamilamilamilamilams (it's fun to say)

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E walked in the room, dragging her feet behind her. Everybody else stared at her quizzically.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Angelica asked.

"School," was E's only response before she clapped her hands and said, "Our next ship! Jamilams!"

"Jamil-what?" Eliza asked.

"Jam-il-ams," E said.

"Jumilums?" Washington said.

"Jamilams!"

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

"Okay! Okay! How you say it doesn't matter. Let's just look at the pictures," E shouted over the noise of everyone mispronouncing Jamilams and then cracking up.

The room gradually quieted, except for Laf's snickering, and the first picture appeared on the screen.

The room gradually quieted, except for Laf's snickering, and the first picture appeared on the screen

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"OH GOD," Laurens and Jefferson screamed in unison. Alex hid his face.

"This, my friends, is Jamilams."

"Aww," Peggy said, clasping her hands under her chin. "Look at their kids!"

Alex looked up in time to see that picture, and smirked

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Alex looked up in time to see that picture, and smirked. "I am quite the prize, aren't I? But seriously, this is gross."

"'Tis not," Hercules proclaimed.

"Did you just say 'tis?" Madison asked him.

"Yes, doppelganger, I did."

"This-I-just-ew," Jefferson said

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"This-I-just-ew," Jefferson said.

"Time to vote!" E said.

"Yes, I ship," Lafayette said.

"Ship!" Hercules said.

"Sink," Angelica said.

"Sh-Si-Sh-uh-" Eliza said.

"We'll come back to you," E said. "Peggy?"

"Ship! THEIR CHILDREN ARE ADORABLE!" Peggy screamed.

Silence.

"Sink," Madison said.

E smirked. "Somebody's jealoussss..."

"N-no I'm not!" Madison said, turning bright red.

"Ship," Burr said.

"Canoe," Washington said.

"Drowning," King said in an evil voice. "I mean sink."

"Sink," Lee said.

"I-sure. Ship," Seabury said.

"Six ships and four sinks, Jamilams wins! Let's move on."

Sorry I didn't update for so long, I started school. :(

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