Hamilton Reacts to Hamilships! ✔

Hamburr(ger)

I don't know why I just love this picture so much

"Do any of you know what hamburgers are?" E asked.

Nobody nodded.

"Great. This will make this less awkward. First picture!"

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Burr jumped out of his seat.

"This, my dear, dear Hamilfriends, is Hamburr. You're welcome. NEXT PICTURE!" E shouted.

"Hey! My hair is not that long!" Alex shouted, jumping out of his seat. "And I hate this!"

"Irrelevant! Next picture!" E proclaimed.

Everybody screamed, whether from joy or horror, E couldn't tell.

"Voting time! This should be interesting," E muttered.

"Sink," Alex said emphatically.

"I agree, sink. This sucks," John said.

"We'll ship. It's cute," Lafayette and Hercules said in unison. E stared at them for a few moments, then moved on.

"Ship!" Angelica said.

"Sink," Eliza said. "I-I-this disturbs me."

"Sink," Peggy said, furrowing her eyebrows. "I'm-I'm not sure."

"Ship," Maria said. "It makes sense."

"Ship. Only because I hate them both so they're perfect for each other," Jefferson said.

Madison thought a few seconds. "Sink," he said, shaking his head.

"Sink," Washington said.

"I'll ship," King said, waving his scepter in the air as if to say All you peasants ship as well.

"Sink, they're both annoying," Seabury frowned.

Lee said sink as well. E silently counted on her fingers.

"Six ships and eight sinks, Hamburr loses. Okay, after this very thoughtful and odd discussion, next ship!"