L.I.S.A

Pilot

(This was long but I hope y'all this story and enjoy)

Lisa~

They say the  first love is the perfect love, Something I won't know for two more months
because my Amish father won't let me date or use electricity until I'm 16

Lisa:*looks at her clock then screams*

*downstairs*

Lisa:morning everybody

Jessica and Lantis:morning mommy

Lisa:morning babies *hugs and kisses their cheeks*

Ronald:hey Li whats happening

Lisa:sorry I overslept I'll scramble you some eggs in a sec

Ronald:Slow down Li Wanda cooked breakfast

Lisa:*looks at him*

Ronald:and it ain't half bad

Wanda:Ronald when a women gets up at dawn runs down at seven-eleven plows through eight guys with squeegees yelling " yo baby can you help a brother out!" Honey breakfast isn't half bad it is the bomb

Lisa:hello? Excuse me Huxstables.. why didn't somebody wake me up

Wanda:Lisa you do this everyday I figured you deserve a break

Lisa:that's sweet Wanda, but I'm gonna take it from here... dad give me your plate I'll fix you some real pancakes

Ronald:you touch my plate pumpkin you gon pull back a nub

Devante:*walks in* Morning peeps

Lisa:wassup De

Ronald:hey Devante

Devante:wassup my favorite princesses *hi-fives Jessica and Lantis*

Jessica:hey Uncle De

Lantis:hi Uncle de

Devante*sits down* sorry I'm late *puts his hands together* hook a brother up haha

Ronald:Devante does your mother ever cook Breakfast?

Wanda:Ronald be Nice

Devante:uh mr Lopes yeah, you sure knew what you was doing , finally got somebody up in here who can throw down with the grub hub?

Lisa:*kicks his leg*

Devante:Ow! what you do that for?

Lisa:you had an itch

Devante:no I didn't

Lisa:*kicks him again*

Devante:Ow!

Jessica:*snickers*

Devante:*looks at her*

Ronald:*gets up* I'll be working late tonight honey Midnight Madness if I sell enough saturns we might be getting that little house down in Miami

Devante:Miami ? *scoffs* shoot we gotta sell saturns from here to Saturn you know what I'm saying

Lisa:*laughs**fist pumps him*

Ronald:*looks at him*

Wanda:well if anybody can do it my salesman of the month can come here baby so I can give you some sugar

Ronald:*chuckles*

Lisa:dad

Ronald:yeah baby?

Lisa:can I hang out at the den tonight

Wanda:Lisa it's a school night

Ronald:hold on just a second Wanda Li who all is going to be there

Lisa:oh just some friends

Ronald:mhm and will these friends be made of sugar and spice and everything nice or rusty butts and one-tricked minds?

Lisa:both I'm going with Liyah and Ti

Ronald:oh you were going til you said The T word

Lisa:oh come on dad they're just my homies it's not like I'm going on a date or something

Ronald:better not be cause your not dating til ur twenty-five

Lisa:you said sixteen

Ronald:twenty-one

Lisa:sixteen

Ronald:Eighteen and I'll throw in a Saturn

Lisa:sixteen and I will be walking thank you very much *laughs*

Devante:*laughs** hi fives Lisa*

Lisa:dad if you pick up some sausage I'll fix you a really great breakfast tomorrow
No
Ronald:well that sounds good baby *kisses her cheek* gotta go.. bye princess *hi fives Jessica*

Jessica:bye granddaddy

Ronald: oh and Devante dont be in my house when I get back

Devante:..?

Wanda:*clears throat*

Ronald:*kisses Wandas cheek* just saving the best for last baby see you when I get back *walks out*

Wanda:Jr. you better get a move on if you want me to drop you off at school

Lisa:Oh I'll walk her

Jessica:*smiles*

Wanda:you don't want a ride to school?

Lisa:oh no thanks we'll walk...walk off those blueberry pecan pancakes

Wanda:alright suit yourselves..oh dinner is at 5:30 sharp don't be late see you Devante *walks out*

Devante:what you turn down the ride for?

Lisa:man it's bad enough she teaches at our school we don't have to ride with her dang I take dad to one parent/teacher night and I wind up living with Mary Poppins

Devante:*scoffs and shakes his head*

Lisa:she's only been here a month and already she's taking over

Devante:taken over what?

Lisa:she's cooking breakfast driving people to school and not to mention...she's sleeping with my dad I know I heard them

Devante:your tripping Li.. your stepmom is cool

Lisa:you don't understand this is my house I'm the one who's been taking care of everybody for the last three years cooking, Cleaning, raising that knucklehead Jr. Shoot I dang near raised you

Devante:see you always trying to be somebody's mother just like when we were shorties playin house yeah you had to be the mother and I had to be the son Never got to be the daddy

Lisa:*shakes her head* lets pray you never do

Devante:oh now you see now that's the problem with black women always digging out the black man that's why your driving is to the blondes

Lisa:*smacks Devante in the back of his head*

Devante:*turns and looks at her* ow!..I meant Kim dang!