Kokichi: Shuichi, I love you
Shuichi: Well, if you love me...
Kokichi: Yes?
Shuichi: Let me go-
Kokichi: No, I don't think I will
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Hajime: Who are you?
Izuru: I'm you, but with talent.
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Kokichi: Look, a bird!
Kaito: Where? I don't see a bird.
Kokichi: *casually giving the middle finger*
Kaito: FUCK YOU!
Kokichi: I mean, it's called flipping the bird, so technically it is a bird!
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Sonia: It's beautiful out here
Gundham: Yeah it's just me, you, and the moon
Kazuichi: *sobbing in the background*
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Smol Ryoma: I wonder what being tall is like. Must be better than being small.
Tol Ryoma: Hello there.
Smol Ryoma: I take it back. Being tall must be horrifying.
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Makoto: We will give the world hope for a better future
Nagito, bursting through a random door: DID SOMEONE SAY HOPE?!
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CHAPTER 1 KILLERS/EXECUTEES:
Leon: It was self defense!
Teruteru: I was trying to protect everyone from Nagito!
Kaede: I was trying to kill the mastermind.
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SDR2 TRIAL ONE
Teruteru: AVRIL LAVIGNNNNNE
Hajime: Nagito, Teruteru, tell me...about this trial...why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Nagito: Teruteru, look what you did. Now he's singing Complicated by Avril Lavigne. This is destroying hope any of us might've had!
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Sakura: I'll sacrifice myself
Nekomaru: It was an intense battle
Gonta: Gonta forgot what happened, but apparently, Gonta guilty
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THREE LITTLE SHITS WHO FUCK UP TRIALS WALK INTO A ROOM AND GET LOCKED IN
Nagito: They put us here for the sake of hope!
Kokichi: Or is that a lie? Neeheehee.
Byakuya: ...Why do people associate me with these peasants?
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Tsumugi: I'm Junko Enoshima the 53rd!
Junko: Bitch, you can't be better than the original Junko Fucking Enoshima!
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Danganronpa but its jokes and incorrect quotes
General Fictionsome probably (un)funny jokes/incorrect quotes/memes of text featuring Danganronpa characters! I still don't know what I'm doing :D some swearing involved in some, also SPOILER ALERT.
