Junko: Izuru you know you can kill right?
Izuru: I know. I just choose not to because it's more fun to be the analyst.
Junko: That sounds...not fun.
Izuru: Then again nothing is fun.
Junko: I could feel the despair in that statement
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Monokubs: Who are you?
Warriors of Hope, minus Monaca: Four better versions of you.
Monaca: What about m-
Warriors of Hope: Yep, just the four of us.
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Makoto: Who says we have to listen to Monokuma?
- Later -
Makoto: Guys we've been listening to Monokuma for too long.
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Rantaro: I wish people would stop calling me Avocado.
Kokichi: But...you kinda are like an avocado.
Rantaro: IT'S MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR >:'c
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(y'know don't mind me lemme just slide in weed tea, as invented by TheUltimeteHugger (IF YOU SEE THIS [*even if I still don't know how to mention users in chapters*] HERES YOUR WEED TEA CREDIT ndjdjsmskddjdjfj))
Angie: Here, try this! It'll make you happy! *hands Ryoma a cup of tea*
Ryoma: *takes a sip* Duuuuuuuudee...
- Later -
Rantaro: Ryoma why do you look like you're high...and why do you have a stand for selling tea?
Ryoma: I'm...not high...hehehe....
Angie: Oh! Rantaro! It seems you found our tea stand!
Rantaro: Do I wanna know?
Angie: Yes, this tea is very divine!
Rantaro: ...What kind of tea...?
Angie: Weed tea!
Rantaro: Hand it over-
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Kokichi: Don't call me Baby Leader!
Fuyuhiko: Then don't call me Baby Gangster!
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Tsumugi, after the Growth Potion quote in Chapter 1: You know. I never thought I'd see the day where I had to actually find a way to distract Himiko Yumeno so I could empty out a potion of hers. I looked up what Tall Ryoma and Tall Himiko would look like. Turns out that wasn't a great idea, because I lost sleep after finding the image of Tall Ryoma. I'm terrified. And because I value my audience and the content shown that Team Danganronpa produces, I decided I couldn't let Tall Ryoma become canon. Yes, I'm not the good guy, but I don't want to forever scar my audience with that image. You can thank me later.
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Izuru: Hey me, you want McDonald's?
Hajime: Uh, sure-
Izuru: Too bad.
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Komaru: Okay, the world is safe again.
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Danganronpa but its jokes and incorrect quotes
Fiction généralesome probably (un)funny jokes/incorrect quotes/memes of text featuring Danganronpa characters! I still don't know what I'm doing :D some swearing involved in some, also SPOILER ALERT.
