Red Shoes & the 7 Dwarfs

Chapter 8: Red Shoes Taken

Hans was frying donuts as Red Shoes, Jack, Pino, Nocchi, and Cchio were sitting in the living room.

"Hans, you shouldn't have." Red Shoes was practically drooling as she looked at the delectable donuts on the table. She licked her lips as she picked one up and bit into it. She moaned in pleasure as she continued to savor the creamy sweet flavor.

"Something sweet for someone sweeter. You like?"
"This is spectacular!" Red Shoes nodded; she had a small white mustache above her upper lip.

"Oh, it's nothing! Just let me know what you'd like, any time, for the rest of your life." Hans held his hands together.

"Psh, that's nothing. What women really want is jewelry. Behold, this beautiful ring can be yours for free, well except maybe for a kiss." Jack pulled a blue and golden box from his jacket pocket with an enormous diamond ring in it.

"That's really sweet Jack, but I can't accept it." Red Shoes held up her hand as she finished her first donut and was beginning to eat a second chocolate one with sprinkles on top.

"Why not? What can I give you to make you mine?" Jack asked.
"I don't want your jewels, only your good intentions." Red Shoes shrugged. Suddenly a strange nasally voice echoed around them as they looked around in confusion. Red Shoes quickly ate her donut as she got up and they all looked out the window to see a stranger standing outside with a small army of guards. Merlin and Arthur were tied up and kneeling beside the stranger.

"Attention! Hideous trolls!"

"Oh, it's that loser, Prince Average." Jack snarled.

"It's pronounced Ah-vu-rhage!" Prince Average responded.

"Inside your amateur attempt at a travesty that isn't nearly fabulous as a castle, there is a gorgeous wanted criminal. I hereby command that all of you exit the premises, and surrender! Fail to comply, and you will never see these two again." Prince Average looked down at Merlin and Arthur.

"You have until three. One. Two. I lied, charge!" Prince Average hollered at his guards to stormed dwarfs' home, just then, Red Shoes opened the front door and walked out.

The guards tumbled over one another and fell to the floor. Prince Average got down from his horse and approached Red Shoes in awe.

"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" Prince Average's jaw dropped as Red Shoes made a disgusted face at him.

"Am I the person you want?" Red Shoes said fiercely.
"Yes, yes you are." Prince Average said so breathlessly.

"I don't know if you're a real person or a vision of beauty. Some kind of angelic thing with wings. Angelic wing thing." Prince Average made a gesture with his hands, trying to make them appear as fluttering wings.

"I will come with you, but only after you release my friends." Red Shoes gestured over toward Arthur and Merlin.

"Yes, yes of course. Release them! Do it! Do it!" Prince Average commanded as one of his guards did just that.

"Now, here's the good news, it's my birthday! And you're going to be the belle of the ball!" Prince Average said so enthusiastically.

"The invitation sounds great really, but-" Red Shoes started.

"It wasn't an invitation; it was more of an order. Prepare the lady's carriage!" Prince Average ordered.

"She said she doesn't want to go Average." Merlin warned.

"It's Ah-vu-rhage! Don't troll me troll!"

"Ugh, so rude!" Red Shoes sneered at him as she walked forward.