Fairy Tail Rants

Nali shippers, I suggest you not read

as you know, I'm a hardcore Nalu shipper.

and ya know, I just don't fucking like nali. Don't get me wrong, lisanna is cool and all but the mention of nali is like blegh.

fucking ships man

Seriously though why the flipping fuck do people ship it. 

You didn't even know she existed till like 20 episodes in and you can't tell me that you didn't ship nalu at all in the beginning.

You nali shippers all have the same fucking excuse.

"THEYRE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS!!!2112!!!@1!"

"OH EM GEE THEYRE SO QT TOGETHER!@121!2!!!!@!!"

Me: is that it.

"YEAH12!@!!!@1!@!!!!!"

Me: *bangs face against keyboard multiple timeian[ofivbz[e-9kt bgv['WOKeivn 'CPgbnz")SI

HOLY SHIT WHY.

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

LISANNA WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO COME BACK TO LIFE. THE FUCKING EDITOR DECIDED THAT HE WANTED HER BACK AND DECIDED HE WOULDNT PUBLISH FAIRY TAIL IF MASHIMA DIDNT BRING HER BACK

SO WHY IS SHE STILL CONSIDERED A LOVE INTEREST FOR NATSU. SHE WAS BROUGHT BACK AGAINST MASHIMAS WILL

MASHIMA NEVER PLANNED FOR HER TO BE WITH NATSU

NALI AINT HAPPENING.

I don't hate lisanna but i still think she should've stayed dead for character development for not only natsu but her siblings as well. Fairy Tail doesn't have a lot of death in it and theres always some ressurection so her coming back to life only adds to it. 

Do they even have a moment outside of their childhood? Bcuz ok i get how you can ship child nali but nali doesn't make sense anymore. I get it, she helped raise Happy blahblahblah fake family and shit. All kids play that shit with each other. BUT she was supposed to be gone.

I hate to say it this way but Lucy sort of replaced her in some sort of way. More like, natsu found another girl he could become close with as he was with Lisanna and I'm sure Lisanna wanted that for him. She even tells Lucy herself to take care of him.

JFC and can you really call that wedding scene in the GMG a nali moment bcuz last time i checked, natsu is a dumb fuck and Lucy came crashing down on him, ruining the "moment" or was the whole thing actually a nalu moment?

And them two being locked in a jail cell, both naked and against their will. Imma admit that this made me so mad as I read the manga, but then I realized, It's not like Natsu wanted to be there or wanted to see her naked like he has with lucy.

He's actually wanted to see her naked COUGHCOUGH

at the GMG when she was showerings and he would gladly rush over to see her naked if Erza hadn't stopped him.

I can't call that naked jail cell scene a moment bcuz i dont see it as any bit romantic. but you nali fans do i guess.

I mean, Natsu barely even acknowledges the girl's existence anymore. They barely even talk. 

I see them having more of a brother/sister or friend kind of relationship to be honest. I cannot ship the two whatsoever.

Sure fan art can be cute. But just because it's cute doesn't mean it should be shipped. But I mean, if you want to, go right ahead. I'm not saying to stop shipping nali. I just dont get how ppl  can ship it so much based on the information i have listed above without the excuse of "cute" and "childhood friends."

So if any nali fan ignored the title of the rant and read this, plz tell me a valid reason as to why you ship nali. 

a valid reason.

that's all i ask because I have yet to get one and so i cannot respect the ship fully. 

And that's all i have to say