THIS HEAVENLY ONE-SHOT IS DEDICATED TO THE WONDERFUL PERSON WHO I HAVE A NEW-FOUND RESPECT, that-Boleyn-girll. HONESTLY, HOW COULD I FORGET?!?! Also, Red, sin me.
Ok, so how am I going to do this? You know what? Allow me to ask you guys! Update: nevermind. I have a great idea and I think you guys will love it.
WARNING: INTENSE CRINGE BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER IS JUST A HUGE JOKE. I HAD FUN WRITING THIS AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN READING THIS.
PoV: Apple
I am Apple. I am green and STAN Draco, our queen. I love him more than you ever could for I am his favourite food! Or... at least I think.How am I to know if what he says is really as it is. Oh no! Now I doubt, doubt whether I am truly his favourite. I must find out!
A/N: Apple is retcon Moaning Myrtle. +15 sins for lazy character establishment, develpoment and creation. At least I write, unlike some of you. Give me a break. [Insert direcion to re-read warning.]
Story Beginning: Post-Breakfast Update
What did he have for lunch today? Oh, how I envy it. He had a bacon and cheese sandwhich. I saw as he devoured my oldest enemy, cheese. He had two sandwhichs to be exact. The soft, melted cheese superbly stretched so far across, my Draco smiled and laughed as he played with his food. Oh, why didn't he play with me? How I wish he'd play with me! At least the banana went in the bin because it wasn't peeling well.
[Yes, I will put in fruit jokes. Forgive me, Father. Add on as many as many {sins} as you want.]
Does it really matter if he laughs while playing with his food? Why, yes. It indeed does matter. To me, at least. They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. HE HATES DOCTORS SO WHY DIDN'T HE EAT ME? ARGH, IT INFURIATES ME! To think I thought I was his favourite. How gullible I am. I watched.
Wish me luck, fellas. Maybe I will achieve something during Draco's brunch! I hope I will, I cannot begin to imagine what would happen were he to forget to eat me!
Post-Brunch Update
Oh no, things do not seem to go well! I despair for it seems that Draco- has FORGOTTEN me. How could he? All this time, all this work. Growing ripe in the sun while dangling tantalisingly from my tall tree. I have been bettayed! And to think that I had a chance! Oh- wait- what is it I hear?
IN REAL TIME
3rd-Person PoV:
Draco: Pfft, Crabbe, I thought you were smarter than that.
Crabbe: Ugh, what?
Draco: Honestly, come on. Eat it. Eat the apple.
Apple: What? What happened? What apple? He can't mean me?
Crabbe: *picks out an apple*
Apple: Phew, not me. I still beling to my Draco.
Draco: Now, where is my delicious apple.
Apple: Yes- YES- YEEESSSSSSEESSS!!!!!
Draco: Come on, Crabbe, eat the damn apple.
Crabbe: Ugh... mhm.
Crabbe: *bites apple*
Draco: See?
Crabbe: *nods*
Draco: Good, you ridiculous- no- RIDDIKULUS-
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Draco: Dolt.
Draco: *turns towards Apple*
Apple: Yes, finally!
Draco: Don't worry, Apple, you're still my favourite.
Apple: Hooray!!!
SO- HEY GUYS, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS ONE FUNNY JOKE OF A DRAPPLE ONE-SHOT! I MAIGHT HAVE BEEN THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER DONE THIS BUT, HEY, YOU GOT TO TRY. RIGHT? BOUNDARIES ARE WHAT WE DEFINE AS THE IMPOSSIBLE. AND, WELL...
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I BASED THIS OFF OF A CRINGEY PLAY YOU'D DO IN PRIMARY/MIDDLE SCHOOL SO YEAH, THAT'S WHY APPLE IS A GIANT MOOD AMD WHY IT HAD A SCRIPT FORMAT.
THANK YOU FOR READING AND, AGAIN, THIS SHIP IDEA WAS BY that-Boleyn-girll. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SHIP IDEAS, ANYONE, THAN TELL ME!
