Some One-Shots Because why not?

[Jily] [2]

Dedicated to @that-Boleyn-girll and whoever else.

"What?" James asked him. "Vote, share and follow? Stay tuned? One-shot?"

"Prongs, you'd forget you loved Lily if she wasn't with you IN LITERALLY EVERY CLASS!" Remus shouted [To be fair, he would; also Remus is me]. "I'm the book nerd in this goup, remember? I'm acting like my life is a book because books are so much better than real-life"

"OH YEAH! You are, aren't you?" James replied. "You know, half the time I question how you're still our friend."

"Yeah, I question that myself." Remus muttered under his breath.

"What was that?" Sirius asked.

"You're all idiots." Remus answered.

Sirius shrugged. "Fair enough."

"I don't get it though. Why are you saying that?" Pettigrew asked, curiously.

"Because," Remus explained. "I'd like to imagine - me being the only sane one here - that I'm the personification of the author and that I'm breaking the fourth-wall and giving messages to any readers."

"Life isn't a book though." Sirius said.

"I know but people still act like it is by saying, 'a new chapter in their lives' or whatever and I can so why not." Remus replied. [That's bloody it. No more bloody 'Author's Notes' I'm just gonna use Remus as my McGuffin.]

"You're such a weirdo, Remus." Sirius joked.

Remus grinned. "I know I am, but what are you?"

"Devilishly handsome?" Sirius questioned.

"Maybe- but nah. You're an idiot." Remus answered back.

"Yeah, well-" Siriua was about to retort.

"Ugh, look at you two! Bickering like an old married couple!" James shouted. [Because- Wolfstar, Prisoner of Azkaban and James fangirls.]

"SHUT UP!" They both shouted at James.

"NO, YOU!" Pettigrew shouted at them.

"Did he just-" [meme, yeah he just did] Sirius started.

"He did." Remus replied.

"Someone get a cake, we're having a celebration tonight." James said.

"Okay, what was supposed to be happening?" Pettigrew asked.

"Character development, basically. It's why it took James and Lily so bloody long to become friends." Remus answered. "Because last time, if you need a refresher on the last part, Sirius asked what the bloody hell just happened because he was confused on why Lily suddenly wanted to be friends. Character development made him someone Lily would want to be friends with."

"Great, then." James said. [377 words so far, just a TENTH OF THE LAST BLOODY LONG CHAPTER!]

"So any questions," Remus asked everyone, no one said anything. "Then it's a go."